1. Who’s legs are those in that pic of the girl leaning over the car in last week’s “love post?”
Oh yeah, I had a couple of people ask this. One person said that they “look Asian except that they’re too long since Asian girls are usually short.” Grant also said that they looked Asian, but left off the nice “but they’re too long to be Asian” stereotype.
Actually, those are the all-American legs of Columbus, Ohio’s own Maggie Grace, who you probably know from the movie “Taken.”
I’ve also heard a rumor that she was on “Lost” but I haven’t been able to confirm that one since I never watched the show.
2. How come you never do any blog posts mocking Muslims the way you did last week mocking Mormons and Sarah Palin?
Because Muslims have no sense of humor and will blow up my apartment building. Duh.
3. Why do you hate white people so much?
Unlike Barack Obama I don’t have a deep seated hatred of white people. I’m white. Some of my best friends are white. Hell, I’ve even had sex with a white woman once. But, most of my white friends hate the NBA, so that always seems to be a problem that we just can’t seem to overcome.
4. You’re top 5 Quintin Tarantino movies?
1. Inglourious Basterds, 2: Reservoir Dogs, 3: Pulp Fiction, 4: Jackie Brown, 5: Grindhouse
5. Why do you hate Christians so much?
Again, I’m not Barack Obama. I don’t hate Christians. I’m a Christian. Some of my best friends are Christians. Hell, I’ve even had sex with a couple of women who were Christians.
6. Favorite Miley Cyrus song?
Oh “Party in the USA” Definitely. No contest.
7. Who is the one person who you wish was on Twitter?
Well, I was going to say Brett Favre, but apparently he creates and then deletes his Twitter account 37 times a day.
But, since you asked, the top five people from the Bloggerhood who need to be on Twitter are: 1: Knight, 2: Scott Oglesby, 3: Grant, 4: Linda Medrano and 5: Israel Carrasco
8. Is there anything worse than wiping your ass after a big dump and your fingers breaking through the toilet paper and you give yourself an unexpected asshole fingerbang?
First, I don’t care if your cabinets and frig are completely full of generic foods or if you are so poor that you eat Ramen Noodles three times a day and drive a 1977 Chevy Chevette, you can NEVER buy cheap toilet paper.
Having said that, the only thing worse than fingers busting through the toilet paper is just stepping out of the shower and realizing that you have to take a dump. You’re shower was just nullified. You have no choice but to take the dump and then jump back into the shower for a couple of minutes. So frustrating. Unless you install a bidet, of course. If you do you can’t talk about though without all your guy friends calling you gay.
9. When are you going to get a smart phone like a Droid or iPhone?
I’m not sure I really need a phone like that. I think most of its capability would be lost on me. I have this little point and shoot Kodak digital camera right? Barely cost $100 but does tons of stuff. It’s got I don’t know how many settings and shit, yet 99% of the pictures I take the thing is on the “easy” setting.
Just the other day I spent thirty minutes trying to find the indoor setting on the thing. Then I spent another thirty minutes trying to remember how to do the self timer. All so I could take this fucking pic…
Not sure it was worth it.
10. Thanks dear for the compliment, it was quite lovely. :) And also for enjoying my raw, obscene, offensive, and sexually explicit output. You probably are a pervert as well if you enjoy my tweets. Just my type. :) ~me.
Okay, so that isn’t a question, just a comment left there by a stripper I follow on twitter. A really freaking hot, tiny, Asian stripper. I have printed that comment out and framed it.
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