Evergreen International Barbie.Now every Mormon girl can help abominable Barbie Overcome her SSA (same-sex attraction) and find true heterosexual happiness!
Evergreen's CTR checklist for So-Called Lesbians included!
1. Learn to cook
2. Decorate room in pink
3. Grow out hair
4. Buy, and wear, some dresses
5. Do NOT touch yourself - tie hands to bedposts at night if necessary
6. Sing hymns during all waking hours
7. Destroy all k.d. lang albums
8. Resign from N.O.W.
9. Quit Ward softball team
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