Thursday, July 29, 2010

But Wait, There's More! Mockapalooza #4

Kolobnaut Barbie

Now you can be... INTERGALACTIC SISTER MISSIONARIES!

Kolob: Elohim's polygamous "Celestial Compound." (Kolob or bust.)

Just press her name tag & she sings! "If I could hie to Kolob in the twinkling of an eye, and then continue onward with that same speed to fly..."

Astrotuff garments sold separately.

Galactic Translator Robokitten included so you can preach the gospel to any and all aliens...


Introducing... St. George Barbie!

With her golf clothes under her temple robes, Barbie moves easily from Celestial room to golf links in just 20 steps!

(Golf Cart: "What happens in St George, stays in St George...)

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