Sexy Make Happy Time ....

Last night's “I'm With Stupid” was all about hot, nasty sex. Okay, so Matt-Man and I didn't get too detailed or graphic because we're always thoughtful of the more sensitive types. It would probably still be a good idea for my mother not to listen after the first five minutes or so.

Anyway, we talked sex in public. Places like a concrete sidewalk, in the bushes, in a tree, the dressing room at Dillards, backseats of cars, in trees, private booths at strip clubs, you know, all the usual places.

We were also entertained by the uber-lovely and always exciting Desert Rat!

Oh, and a troll.

And folks in the chat room shared some of their sexcapades with us too.

It was another 45 minutes of (mostly) non-stop fun and games. So, if you get a chance check it out RIGHT HERE, or by using the handy-dandy player provided by our friends at Blog Talk Radio...

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And don't forget kids. Think before attempting any of the things that Matt-Man I discuss on the show. We're professionals. Heck, we practically wrote the book on this stuff:

Dropping The Towel ...

First a little sports & politics ....

I saw today that Houston Astros short stop Miguel Tejada was sentenced to one year probation for “misleading” congress with his testimony during the steroid hearings back in the day. Okay, fine. Miggi lied to congress and that’s against the law. So, he gets investigated, charged, reaches a plea bargain and gets probation. That’s how the system should work.

But, I’m kind of wondering if the feds might get around to investigating and prosecuting Raphael Palmeiro? You remember him, right? He’s the guy who wagged his finger at the congressional committee while saying "Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids, period. I don't know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never." Only to end up getting suspended by Major League Baseball about five months later for testing positive for steroids. Yeah, that was pretty funny how that all worked out.

Oh, and while we’re on this whole “lying to congress is a crime” kick, think somebody could look into all the weapons of mass destruction and other, let’s say “questionable” claims that Bush administration officials made in their congressional testimony? I mean, it kinda looks bad that the only person we’re actually going to prosecute for lying to congress is a baseball player. I’m just sayin’.


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Okay, I don’t normally post videos that I didn’t make on here, but this one really cracked me up. This pizza delivery guy has a story he’s going to tell people about for a long time. He better not tell his fellow delivery people either. Otherwise they’ll all fight over who gets to deliver to this house.

The video is semi-NSFW. You don’t really see anything, but if you you’re not sure, don’t watch it. You’ve been warned!




If you didn’t watch it cause of the NSFWishness, basically they set up a camera and video taped this chick getting pizza delivery while wearing only a towel. And, since this is the internet, you know what happens. Yup, she “accidentally” drops the towel and flashes the driver.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I loved about delivering pizzas back in college. Well, nothing quite like that ever happened to me. There was the occasional housewife wearing a robe that wasn’t completely closed from time to time. But, never just dropping the towel or answering the door naked.

Oh, there was a dude who answered his door naked once. That’s not really what I was hoping for though.

Usually if anything like that was going to happen it would be at hotels. Drunk and out of town doesn’t count, ya know. But seriously, people tend to more relaxed and less inhibited when out of town and staying in hotels. So, if I the door ever opened and there people in different stages of undress, it was mostly likely going to happen at a hotel.

Of course there was that time when a guy who had to be in his 60s answered the door at the Days Inn wearing only a thong. And his wife was on the bed wearing a little nightie. And they invited me to come back and hang out with them when I got off work!

I really wish I could forget about that night. (I did NOT go back!).

I do have to admit that high school girls having a sleepover where much more likely to be running around in their undies than the college girls. And we weren’t allowed to go up to the rooms of the girls dorms, so never got any flashes of naked college chicks running around. There were two girl’s dorms that were “open”, but the place I worked for had a policy that said we couldn’t go beyond the lobby of the dorms or sorority houses. That kinda sucked.

Anyway, all of us guys who worked at that joint used to joke all the time about how pizza delivery guys always got great action in porn movies and we were all sure we would get our chance. None of us ever did. I mean, I did get my chance twice. But, once it was with an old couple and the other time it was a dude. So, it never really worked out like I had planned.

Just like so many other things in life.

Knight's Meme ...

My good friend Knight has unwittingly created a meme! I think that she’s kind of mortified that her idea for a post turned into a meme though. And that’s why I decided to do it and even expand on it a bit. And I’ve decided to give a name .... “Knight’s Meme.” Yeah, that’s a hot name.

Actually Dianne was the first one to do Knight’s Meme on Monday. Then Reb did it yesterday. I’m just following along like the copy-cat that I am. And because I’m hoping to help spread Knight’s Meme all over the blogosphere. So everyone feel free to do this one. I think it would make Knight happy to know that she created a popular meme.

Basically she looked back through all the labels she has used on her blog to see which ones she uses the most and see if they really are representative of her blog.

So, here we go...

I don’t know how many labels I have used. I was looking for something that would tell me without me having to count them all. I’m pretty sure it’s over 700 or so though. And like most people the vast majority of those have just been used once. But, here are the most frequently used:

1. WWC .... 74 times. This makes sense because the Weekly Words Challenge has been going on for quite some time now. First started by Odd Mix and now Tink is in charge.

2. Vlog .... 19 times. This will continue to grow too as vlogging is actually easier than sitting down and trying to think of something to write about.

3. Wordzzle ... 18 times. Fun times on a Saturday!

4. Photos ... 14 times. You would think that I would use the Photos label on my WWC entries wouldn’t you? Well not me!

5. NFL ... 14 times. While admit that it is possible that the NFL secretly sucks, I do love Fantasy Football, so NFL label will grow also.

6. Randomness ... 13 times. Gotta just be random sometimes.

7. Movies .... 9 times. Everybody loves movies.

8. All about me ... 9 times. Cause it is a blog, after all.

9. Shout outs ... 8 times. Gotta pimp my friends.

10. Babes .... 8 times. You probably thought this would be #1 didn’t you?


I don’t know if those labels are really indicative of this blog or not. I’m actually not that good at using labels cause I forget about them sometimes and others I just throw stuff in there. But those are the 10 most popular labels on this blog.


Here are some labels that you might be surprised they weren’t used more:

1. Strippers are people too .... 4 times
2. Hookers are people too .... 4 times
3. Big dicks ... 2 times
4. Little dicks ... 2 times
5. Man Crushes .... 2 times
6. Anal sex ..... 2 times
7. Escorts ... 2 times
8. Banana hammocks ... 1 time
9. Balls ... 1 time
10. Boob Juice .... 1 time


Celebrity labels used more than 3 times ...

1. Giada de Laurentiis .... 7 times
2. Rachael Ray ..... 6 times
3. Kobe Tai .... 6 times (Have I ever mentioned that I went to college with Porn Star Kobe Tai?)
4. Natalie Portman .... 5 times
5. Britney Spears ...... 5 times
6. Lauren Graham ... 4 times (Lorelia Gilmore 2 times and Gilmore Girls 4 times also)
7. Lauren Conrad ... 4 times (The Hills 4 times also)
8. Hayden Panettiere ... 4 times
9. Scarlett Johansson .... 3 times
10. Anthony Bourdain ... 3 times
11. George Clooney .... 3 times
12. Paris Hilton .... 3 times
13. Melissa Theuriau .... 3 times


And other bloggers who have shown up in labels at least twice..

1. Tink (Pickled Beef) ... 7 times
2. Carmen (Poker Girl in Vegas) .... 2 times
3. Diesel (Antisocial Commentary) .... 2 times

And that’s it. Hmmm ... I should probably be putting blogs in labels more often.


Anyway that’s Knight’s Meme. Everyone go over and tell Knight how cool her Meme is. She did a great job creating it. Just call Knight “The Meme Goddess.” I’m sure she’ll love that title. ;-)

And I think I will lable this blog with some labels that I'm surprised I never got a chance to use.