Obama: State of the Union Tonight

President Obama is prepared to give his State of the Union address on every television station tonight except for the Cartoon Network and HGTV. Most of his speech will be political partisan rhetoric, but for Blockbuster, Netflix, and Red Box, they don't mind. Tonight will be a boon for them.

Many are expecting President Obama to move more toward the center in his political dealings. Obama is an intelligent man. He is not only doing this after nearly falling off of the left-side of the political spectrum cliff, but this comes on the heals of Democrats being pummeled in elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts; Massachusetts being one of the most liberal, if not the most liberal state in the country, electing a Republican as a U.S. Senator. Ted Kennedy is surely rolling over in his sunken Thunderbird.

Despite offering his daughters up for prostitution in his acceptance speech, Scott Brown's election has sent a strong message to Democrats. If they continue with their evil ways, not only will they lose the House and Senate in this year's election, many Democrats may be looking for work in November. The American public is not stupid. They've messed up a couple of times on American Idol, but they know that spending trillions of dollars on wasteful government programs is going to bankrupt this country and leave our future highly in jeopardy.

The White House is sending signals that Obama wants to stop spending (what a great idea!), and help businesses get into a position where they hire more people (splendid!). This is a 180° turn from the current liberal philosophy of 'tax corporations into poverty and create government programs and jobs at the expense of everyone else'.

Other predictions about Obama's new-found political leanings - he will want to reduce taxes, limit abortions, limit union influence in the workplace, protect American jobs, limit government dependency programs and adopt programs that encourage people to work, loosen gun control, allow people to return to Church, Temple, and Synagogue without fear, allow educators to teach things that children need to know rather than teach government-mandated test-taking skills, control illegal immigration, and protect the liberties of Americans.

Additionally, he will tell Harry Reid that he's a racist nut and he needs to retire, Nancy Pelosi needs to back off on the face lifts, Botox injections, and socialist agenda, and that Joe Wilson was right.

Who knows? It could happen. I mean, Nancy Pelosi was selected to be Speaker of the House. This proves that even the most unreasonable of miracles can happen.

Massachusetts Exit Poll

In a race that could shock not only Massachusetts, but the entire United States Senate, it appears that Republican Senatorial candidate Scott Brown is edging out Democratic candidate Martha Coakley, the potentially new liberal lapdog of racist Senate Leader Harry Reid.

Could this be another chance for the general public to tell the Congress that their socialized healthcare plan sucks? We already saw Virginia and New Jersey kick out Democrats in a sure sign of protest.

My sources in Massachusetts indicate that the liberals are hanging out in the taverns eating chowda, while the conservatives are thronging to the polls (is that an grammatically clause?).

Obama showed up in Massachusetts the other day to help make Coakley look good, but it may have been the icing on the cake. In what was a 50-50 tie in early polling is showing a 55-45 exit poll in actual voting.

On a funny note, the host of MSNBC's liberal propaganda show, Countdown With Keith Olbermann, Keith Olbermann, is so fired up that has repeatedly peed his pants today and is threatening to call everyone a racist unless the Justice Department nullifies the election and lets him choose the candidate.

What's sad is that all Congress had to do was change some laws on healthcare, such as make preexisting conditions illegal and relax the requirements to get on Medicaid. Had they done that we'd be done talking about this. But instead, Congress wants to re-engineer the entire system and screw the entire population.

I saw a t-shirt on an old man that said, "Shove it down my throat in 2009 and I'll stick it in your ass in 2010!"

For the record, the last Republican to win an election in Massachusetts is Edward Brooke in 1967.

The Book of Eli(jah Cummings)

One of the leading Democrats from Maryland, Elijah Cummings, is outraged. He is outraged by the actions of a celebrated American. He said this person needs to do a lot to restore his credibility. This person has disgraced his profession. And now Congressman Cummings is demanding that this person speak to young people about making careless decisions.

Nope. Elijah Cummings is not talking about the racists comments by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. He's talking about Mark McGwuire's use of steroids. Who knew that a Democrat making racists statements is less damaging than a baseball player person taking steroids and playing baseball?

Cummings was outraged when Trent Lott flippantly said that we'd be in a better position if we had elected segregationist Democrat Strom Thurmond as President back in the 1940's. But he's not outraged at Reid's statements.

So my conclusion is that if you're a Democrat and you're a racist, Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings will turn a blind eye. If you're a baseball player and you take steroids, Elijah Cummings is outraged.

What Harry Reid Said. What I heard.

In a nutshell, Senator Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada said that Obama was an acceptable candidate for President because he was a light skinned black and only spoke with a Negro dialect when he wanted to.

However, this is what I hear: Harry Reid said that people that speak with a Negro dialect would be unable to be elected to President. Harry Reid says that the following people would not be acceptable as President of the United States because they are darker skinned:

Senators

Roland Burress (D-Illinois) - though I don't think he belongs there in the first place

Congressmen

Elijah Cummings (D- Maryland)
Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina)
Al Green (D-Texas)
Charles Rangel (D-New York) - though he belongs in jail for his voluminous ethics violations
Bennie Thompson (D-Mississippi)
Hank Johnson (D-Georgia)

And the list goes on and on. So where's the outrage? Of course the only outrage you'll find is coming from Fox News and the Republicans. The apologist networks like ABC, CBS, MSNBC are allowing Harry Reid to pass go and collect $200. MSNBC leads the story with Obama defending Reid. Dude - he just gave you a backhanded compliment. That's okay???

We all know that if a Republican had said this, he would have been forced to resign and he'd probably be in jail right now. Does anyone else find it ironic that the political party that cries 'racist' can itself be racist and it's okay?

I think Harry Reid would be an acceptable ex-Senator because he's a lying, deceitful, racist, bigotted, self-serving, old white man.

Cardin & Mikulski - Harry Reid's Lap Dogs

We all know that Senators Ben Cardin and Barbara Mikulski are tow-the-line tax and spend liberals that salivate at the mere mention of any socialist programs. Mention tax increases for the rich and middle class and Cardin gets that kid in a candy store grin. Mention increasing the size of the federal government and Mikulski starts jumping up and down doing the YMCA.

If you haven't heard already, Nebraska Democrat Senator Ben Nelson basically extorted millions of dollars from Americans not living in Nebraska. Americans will now have to foot the bill for expanding Medicare coverage in Nebraska, Nebraska-based Mutual of Omaha, won't have to pay taxes on so-called Medigap insurance, and I think some hookers from Harry Reid's home state of Nevada were thrown in for good measure.

In Louisiana, well-known home of corrupt local politics, Democrat Senator Mary Landreau secured a $300 million bump in Louisiana's Medicaid funding.

What sweetheart deals did Senator Cardin and Senator Mikulski secure for Maryland? Nothing. The only thing we can be sure of is that Maryland, home of a lot of middle class Americans, will get socked with huge tax increases that will be needed when Obamacare's dubious savings never appear.

Instead of rallying for our state, they romped around Harry Reid's podium like a couple of Pomeranians in heat sitting, speaking, rolling over, and basically wagging their tails to his every command. Unlike Nebraska and Louisiana whose Senators held out for their booty, our Senators were the first to sit on Harry Reid's lap.

Nebraska - win. Louisiana - win. Maryland - lose.

Football Draft

We had our baseball draft the other night. No - I didn't draft anyone named O'Malley. In fact, I didn't draft anyone named Busch, Miller, Obama, Pelosi, or Reid. I actually want to win. Therefore, I drafted guys named:

Rivers
Manning
Westbrook
L. White
C. Taylor
Ochocinco
Royal
Curtis
Gates

and some Giants. Unlike the next session of the Maryland General Assembly, this should be a good football season!

Saint Pelosi

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, condescending, a cheat, and a thief. Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be trusted. But when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."