Heavy Metal Pop!

Hello! I am as bored around at home as the hard wood flooring! But no, I know, that was a horrible pun, but anyway.



While bored on YouTube, the viral video home it seems, I wandered at Rebecca Black's Friday parody videos, my favorite one is this one.



But then in the suggestions, I saw this one..







When I first started listening, I was like, "Yeah, okay, sounds the same." But wow, after the alarm rang for Rebbecca to wake up, I was stunned.



Its kind of.. scary! But after a while I really liked it! I thought it was funny AND catchy.



And then, I decided to look up more random pop songs that are hugely popular!



Are you a Lady Gaga fan? Here is 'Telephone!'





Not a Gaga fan? How about Ke$ha!





Or what about some Britney Spears's hit 'Hold It Against Me'?





And those are just the few I looked up, but there are tons around.



Whats your verdict on the songs?



Scary? Funny? Or amazing?

Love, Dei

(Don't) Hold it Against Me...

It's all Britney Spears fault! I meant to do a blog post earlier this morning, but instead got distracted watching her video for her new song “Hold it Against Me” over and over and over again. I'm still not sure what she wants me to hold against her though. Maybe she's just too deep for me.

It's great to see Brit back and kicking ass again. If if she was kicking her own ass in the video. 

Anyway, because of Britney, instead of some deep and insightful blog post about some important shit, you get rambling about not so important shit. So, hold it against Britalicious, not me.

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You know, I just don't know if I'm ready for another baseball season. Baseball is the only thing I can think of that Twitter has made worse. The pitch-by-pitch tweeting of a 162 game season is just more than I can handle. Especially when it's me tweeting about how shitty the Cardinals are and about how they surround Pujols and Holliday with a bunch of average at best young players and washed up stiffs.

Of course, I haven't had a good relationship with baseball for several years now. It's not baseball's fault though. Oh well, I guess another season is going to start whether I want it to or not. Maybe since I'm not playing fantasy baseball this season it will be better.

I retired from fantasy baseball after winning the ABL League last year. Just had to throw that little reminder out to a few people. hehe

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I've gotten out of the habit of carrying my camera everywhere with me. This became a problem the other day when there was an elderly man riding his Rascal (or Hoveround) down main street right through town. People were honking at him and swerving to avoid him and he looked completely oblivious to all of it. It was kind of hilarious.

I have no idea where he was going in his little Rascal, which he got through Medicare at little or no cost to himself. Probably a Tea Party rally against government spending.

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Speaking of baseball. Detroit Tiger's Miguel Cabrera got a DUI this week. After being stopped by the police Cabrera allegedly took a swig from a bottle of liquor and played the “Don't you know who I am?” card. That's pretty fresh.

I remember when the only thing people were worried about was that Cabrera was fat. Oh well Tigers fans. Nothing to be concerned with. As long as Miggy keeps hitting the way he has, everything will be fine. Of course, as soon as he goes into a slump, he'll be a fat drunk and they'll drop him like a bad habit.

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And of course, last night Matt-Man and I put together another brilliant episode of “I'm With Stupid.” I can't wait to go and chow down on some James K. Polkchops from the new restaurant sweeping the country that honors our past presidents, Air Force YUM! And, Marty did a great job with his interview with that most efficient of presidents William Henry Harrison. Old Tippecanoe was a very underrated president. He got everything done in only 31 days and never had a single scandal in his administration. Very impressive!

Of course, Matt-Man's favorite all-time president is Boris “Buy Me Another” Yeltsin. Funny how I thought we were discussing AMERICAN presidents, huh? Too bad cause I could have done several minutes on how awesome Slobodan Milosevic was!

Anyway, you can give it a listen here if you like:

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And, as always, for those of you who read in Google Reader only, you will see a player at the bottom if you'd like to listen too...

Britney Spears American Sexy Stars

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You know, it's posts like this that still give me joy when doing this blog. Doesn't it totally look like she's shaving off her own eyebrows here? Why not, you're already getting the rest of your hair off your head.

Predict: Britney Spears in 40 years old

Following is Britney Spears when she are 40: (I am shocked with this picture)



Compare to Britney Spears when she is in top


Some pictures of Britney Spears when she are 20

I'm Totally Getting Ripped Off ...

So I guess we’ve all seen the Paris Hilton video where she responds to that “wrinkly white haired dude” John McCain? If you haven’t Knight posted it yesterday.

As I said in comments on Kinght’s blog yesterday I thought that video was pretty funny. And I’m one of the few people I know who will actually say that I think Paris is beautiful. But, she’s not sexy.

See, you gotta have brains to be sexy and Paris is stooooopid. Really, really stupid. You also have to have a sense of humor to be sexy and you also can’t have a sense of humor if you are stupid. Okay, maybe you can, but not a good one. So Paris loses out completely.

But, that isn’t really what I was going to talk about concerning that video.

How much of a geek does it make me if right after watching the Paris for Prez video, I said “Pffffft .. She can’t run for President. You gotta be 35 years old. And Rihanna can’t be her running mate cause not only is she not 35 either, she’s not even a native born American. Sheesh!”


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Ok, so now let’s deal with the other bimbo that was in that McCain ad. Now this one has really got me fired up!

Britney Spears has apparently been offered the role of Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” That is Quintin Tarantino’s latest project.

Now, I know this is a remake, but that doesn’t change the fact that I proposed an idea very similar to this more than a year ago. Yes, my idea was for Britney to be a superhero and in this movie she would be a totally whacked out freak (type casting) who is a murderer. But, she is still going to be a stripper which was really the whole idea of the move. Britney playing a stripper and getting nekked a lot.

And yes, in this movie Brit would also be a lesbian, but that’s not really that much different from my idea either. I mean, if Brit is a stripper then it’s pretty much understood that she is at least bi-sexual, right? Hell, every stripper I’ve ever met was bi, so I just assumed Brit’s character would be too.

You know, it’s funny. Every single stripper who has ever come over and sat down next to me has pointed to some outrageously hot girl who was on stage and said “that’s my girlfriend up there.” I always thought that was odd that I ALWAYS had that kind of timing. Get the girl on stage’s girlfriend to sit with me every single time. I know some people have told me that the girls do that just to get the idea of them and another hot girl together in my mind and then I will want lap dances or whatever. But, that’s a pretty cynical view of these really sweet girls who are just trying to work their way through college, so I refuse to accept that. I just think I have unique timing.

Anyway, I’m not saying that Quintin Tarantino saw my blog post about making a Britney a superhero stripper who kills bad people like Ben Affleck, and thought “that’s brilliant” and then decided to do this remake so he could use her as a stripper who kills whoever she kills in this movie.

Oh wait ...

Yes I am!

I’m so getting a lawyer.

I want royalties.

Or a part in the movie.

Or to be invited to the premiere.

Or at a very minimum to be invited to the post premiere party where Britney and any other chicks who play lesbian strippers show off some of their stripper moves.

Ok, I’ll settle for going to strip clubs with Britney as she learns how to do stripper dancing and how to be bisexual.

Is that really asking too much?

Come on dude, it's the least you can do since I still pimp Reservoir Dogs as a bad ass movie and never said a bad word about Grindhouse.