(Don't) Hold it Against Me...

It's all Britney Spears fault! I meant to do a blog post earlier this morning, but instead got distracted watching her video for her new song “Hold it Against Me” over and over and over again. I'm still not sure what she wants me to hold against her though. Maybe she's just too deep for me.

It's great to see Brit back and kicking ass again. If if she was kicking her own ass in the video. 

Anyway, because of Britney, instead of some deep and insightful blog post about some important shit, you get rambling about not so important shit. So, hold it against Britalicious, not me.

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You know, I just don't know if I'm ready for another baseball season. Baseball is the only thing I can think of that Twitter has made worse. The pitch-by-pitch tweeting of a 162 game season is just more than I can handle. Especially when it's me tweeting about how shitty the Cardinals are and about how they surround Pujols and Holliday with a bunch of average at best young players and washed up stiffs.

Of course, I haven't had a good relationship with baseball for several years now. It's not baseball's fault though. Oh well, I guess another season is going to start whether I want it to or not. Maybe since I'm not playing fantasy baseball this season it will be better.

I retired from fantasy baseball after winning the ABL League last year. Just had to throw that little reminder out to a few people. hehe

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I've gotten out of the habit of carrying my camera everywhere with me. This became a problem the other day when there was an elderly man riding his Rascal (or Hoveround) down main street right through town. People were honking at him and swerving to avoid him and he looked completely oblivious to all of it. It was kind of hilarious.

I have no idea where he was going in his little Rascal, which he got through Medicare at little or no cost to himself. Probably a Tea Party rally against government spending.

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Speaking of baseball. Detroit Tiger's Miguel Cabrera got a DUI this week. After being stopped by the police Cabrera allegedly took a swig from a bottle of liquor and played the “Don't you know who I am?” card. That's pretty fresh.

I remember when the only thing people were worried about was that Cabrera was fat. Oh well Tigers fans. Nothing to be concerned with. As long as Miggy keeps hitting the way he has, everything will be fine. Of course, as soon as he goes into a slump, he'll be a fat drunk and they'll drop him like a bad habit.

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And of course, last night Matt-Man and I put together another brilliant episode of “I'm With Stupid.” I can't wait to go and chow down on some James K. Polkchops from the new restaurant sweeping the country that honors our past presidents, Air Force YUM! And, Marty did a great job with his interview with that most efficient of presidents William Henry Harrison. Old Tippecanoe was a very underrated president. He got everything done in only 31 days and never had a single scandal in his administration. Very impressive!

Of course, Matt-Man's favorite all-time president is Boris “Buy Me Another” Yeltsin. Funny how I thought we were discussing AMERICAN presidents, huh? Too bad cause I could have done several minutes on how awesome Slobodan Milosevic was!

Anyway, you can give it a listen here if you like:

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