MAMA OF OSAMA

WE LIVE IN A DANGEROUS WORLD INFECTED BY PIG FLU, TERRORISM, NAKED CELEBRITIES, BRAINWASHED RELIGIONS TO TALKING DOGS TO FLYING MONKEYS.

AND THE MOTHER OF ALL PROBLEMS, A SMALL, RETARDED, HIGHLY BRAINLESS PORKY COUNTRY CALLED 'PAKISTAN'.


SERIOUSLY, I MEAN DO THEY EVEN DESERVE TO CRAWL ON THE EARTH. THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT HATRED, KILLING AND BACK-BEATING.

RECENTLY I CALLED A PAKISTANI HELPLINE NUMBER AND THIS IS WHAT I HEARD.

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WELCOME INFIDELS TO THE THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH.
DIAL:

1- TO LEARN ABOUT MAKING BOMBS.

2- TO PARTICIPATE IN HUMAN BOMBS.

3- TO VOLUNTEER KILLING IN PALESTINE.

4- TO VOLUNTEER SLAUGHTERING IN KASHMIR.

5- TO KILL PEOPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS.

6- TO FIX A CRICKET MATCH.

7- TO CRASH AN AEROPLANE.

8- TO FIND OUR NEAREST SERVICE CENTRE.

9- TO HEAR MOTIVATIONAL WORDS FROM OUR LEADERS.

0- TO TALK TO OUR CUSTOMER TERRORIST EXECUTIVE.

WOW!!
UNBELIEVABLE, AND COUNTRIES SUCH AS AMERICA HELP THEM TO BUY WEAPONS, PLANES AND MISSILES. SHAME ON YOU OBAMA. EVEN MONKEYS ARE SMARTER THAN HIM.

DURING THE 1971 WAR OF LIBERATION OF BANGLADESH, 95000 PAKISTAN SOLDIERS SURRENDERED TO MIGHTY 'INDIAN' ARMY.(AND THAT'S NOT A JOKE)

NOW SOME VERY FUNNY PAKISTANI COMMANDEMENT:

       COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA BCOZ HE WAS A PAKISTANI.!

       JAMES WATT INVENTED STEAM ENGINE BCOZ HE WAS A PAKISTANI.!

       A PAKISTANI DISCOVERED INDIA BCOZ HE WAS A PAKISTANI.!

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS, I HOPE YOU FIND IT FUNNY.

SO, NEXT TIME YOU MISTAKINGLY SHOOT A PAKISTANI AND IF HE IS'NT DEAD,

RELOAD!!!!