Saturday, January 15, 2011

'I'm like suck you cock end fuck you ass end you like total sex': DC's top international male escorts for the month of January 2011

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monthblondelavendartree, 24
London

Formerly known as the legendary French escort Arnaud! "Beauty beyond belief!" Yes, the very one! Now with a new poetic name! Require cleaning! Very Good Price! TODAY IS VERY LOW PRICE!

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age Below 99 years
Rate hour 60 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros



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ActiveYugoHunk, 23
Prague, Miami, Dubai

hai friends im a fronedly guy....
i like every thing axcept geting fuck....
pls remember i dont like to get fuck....

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Bottom
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Uniform, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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tofu, 18
Atlanta

I've had six clients now and I understand this escort business better so I'm adding three rules to my ad and please pay attention.

1. Don't ask me about my life and what I do and my friends because when I tell you very sincerely and you grab my crotch and I realize that you weren't even listening to me I feel humiliated.
2. I mentioned in my old ad that I have trouble getting hard with strangers very clearly but it seems like my clients think they're going to cure me but really I don't get hard with strangers most of the time and from now on that and not cumming in your mouth and things like that have to be part of our agreement in advance.
3. I like having my butt licked and fingered but I don't really like getting fucked like I thought I would and since I have that erectile dysfunction issue I'm just going to take fucking off the table.

I swear to the Almighty God Himself that I'm great sex anyway.

Fucking no
Oral active / passive
Watersports no
CBT -
Fisting no
SM active / passive
Bondage no
Dirty no
Kissing yes
Massage active
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 100
Rate / Night 350
Rate / 24h 500



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smart_guy, 24
Moscow

I'm like active for you end more sex total discret for you , suck fuck end lecken.
I'm like suck you cock end fuck you ass end you like total sex

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Top only
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish -
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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likemybottom, 20
Dusseldorf

nothing´s like my bottom

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Dirty No entry
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Skins & Punks, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 300 Euros
Rate night 800 Euros



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BIMBOPORCELLINO1992, 20
Milan

Hello mans and boys, Im thinking of you in inappropriate places... I get tingling sensations in private locations where I wish to be caught... I am here to expose my sex with 30 to 50 years dude... If you don't have frend for sammer 2011. I am here! I am free from june to august and I can go where ever you want!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting No
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age 30 to 50 years
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros



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BlueCheese3, 19
Bucharest

i am like i am and i don't like to talk to me to much. I am a typical piscian with a georgous smile. i like money and luxury. questions? erote me now.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish -
Client age Users older than 26
Rate hour 70 Euros
Rate night 250 Euros



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pharoah4all, 18
Alexandria, Egypt

Do you want Young man
Give you Love and safety
kiss your ass & And touch you and lick your breast
fuck me Quietly and strongly?

Im going to Paris in January, 10.
I'm going to stay in mother's house just for 2 days... 10 and 11... :/
But I think it's a good time
Only for you with Anal Fun.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish -
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Boing!!!!!!, 22
New Haven, Connecticut

I am just me ! Normal person with goods and bads! Nothing special! How does that sound for you? Dont forget to put in your face in the messages!

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral No entry
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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SM-Xtreme-slave, 25
Dusseldorf

SM-Xtreme-slave wears an extremely tight eyeless rubber mask over its filthy face during the whole session! the collar attached to the hood is extremely tightend and fixed with a security lock! facepic on request!

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Yes
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 1 Euros
Rate night 1 Euros



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13foryou, 25
Barcelona

ANY MALE,WOMEN,AUNTY,GIRLS,WIDOWS CALL ME ANY TIME

I SUCK NIPPLES LIKE A BORN CHILD TIGHTHLY

I HAVE EVERYTHING BIG OR HUGE AND LOT OF POWER

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking No entry
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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takemyself, 25
Frogner, Norway

hey, i am ass fairplay ass i can get.
when you give me the same respect that i give you, then you will have the total freedom to enjoy us.
i am very passiv, i am very aktiv, i am very hard, i am very soft.
BUTT i prefer to spell but ass butt ass i prefer to spell as as ass!!

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No entry
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Fetish Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night ask



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itsme-danielnavos, 21
Athens

The only reason I would kick U outta bed would be 2 FUCK u on D floor. but, If I'm a pain in your ass... We can use some POPPERS ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂ HIT ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂ ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂-ME-♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂

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♥♥♥Who am I ???????????????????????

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Sportsgear, Rubber, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Sneakers & Socks, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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feeling_sky, 23
London

hello to every visitors. I am a very interesting boy. With young boyish looks, perfect white teeth, weekly short haircut. I like the animal,music movies and more flowers are my eyes blondeblue. I'm very, very tall (6'9".) I live with some of my friends they also very tall and enjoy the gaysex.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Sportsgear, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Not_Registered, 19
Inne, Cyprus

hi. im nice men.i whant found here something for nice time. this tmie must by good for you. i dont need any ones money because am a man and so i work for what ever i whant to get so dont ask me how mcuh i will cost.

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Sportsgear, Underwear, Formal dress, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 60 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros



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sweetpatrick29, 20
Manila

im small but terrible.. i love to sing and dance... i can do any perversions you want to make you happy. love should leads to sex. i am working as a ground crew at airport....

Dicksize XL, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 30 Dollars
Rate night 100 Dollars



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Jammycool, 23
Cologne

Jammy perfect for a great offense with a momment more than perfect instrument to satisfy their bizarre Costumes!

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports -
CBT -
Fisting -
SM -
Bondage -
Dirty -
Kissing upon agreement
Rate / Hour 150
Rate / Night 700



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SkaterRamp, 23
Munich

I:

loves Fußmassagen at me
circumcised likes
2013 teachers will be
loves white socks
can be cool are love worth
are interesting
are different like others
are not usual
are Skater
if you want carry gladly white socks
are circumcised
loves wine
are very merry
are only passive
I love Orlasex the passive
a pretty Boy
do not become older somehow
are the required money worth
Boys with XL likes
I hate Boys those maintain it would have XL
dear it into the sauna to go

Which I am not:

boringly
more boringly
to regard my age
most boring
a meeting like every different one
untrimmed rotz
uncool
ugly
the money not worth

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Bottom
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros

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p.s. RIP: Trish Keenan. ** Empty Frame, Hi, EF. First, as far as big houses aka major publishers go, I think first timers have a much better chance if they submit a novel. Short fiction collections aren't frowned upon, I don't think, but they're seen as less salable. I think that at some of the better, more literary publishers, it's possible there could still be editors and higher ups who are into supporting and building 'careers' for writers long term, in which case publishing a short story collection first would be attractive. The writer and d.l. Justin Taylor had an initial short fiction collection published earlier this year, and it was a pretty big success, so there are exceptions. As far as how I got published initially, well, long story very short, it happened gradually, and I had a lot of really good luck. I self-published my first two books (poetry) and then some very small presses got wind and became interested, and I published a few books with them which led to more established small presses becoming interested and publishing books by me. So, essentially, my work gained a readership and following that way, and I think that build up helped a lot with the larger presses because there was already an audience and a buzz of sorts around my work, which made taking me on seem like slightly less of a gamble. I didn't have an agent when I submitted 'Closer', but a friend of mine in publishing sent it around to different publishers on my behalf, and it was rejected everywhere. I was really lucky to have a fan working at Grove Press who urged me to submit it there, and he helped the book get accepted by supporting it from the inside. After 'Closer', I got an agent who has continued to be my agent until now. So, my situation is an unusual one, but I do think that starting off with small presses and working your way up is a good way to go, if you're patient. Blake Butler and Shane Jones are two recent examples of writers who built reputations in the indie presses first and became attractive to major publishers in that way. It's quite hard to get published by a major press without either an agent or publishing contacts or people in the know greasing the wheels for you, as it were, but it does happen. Ideally, get an agent first. That's the easiest way to go. Anyway, that's my experience, and I'm speaking about the situation in the US. I don't really know how it works in the UK. What are you thinking and planning? ** David Ehrenstein, Thanks for the lustrous answer re: the Jane Bowles question. That party sounds swell, obviously. Wow, Tilda Swinton and Huppert in the same film, yowzer. That's exciting. It's nice to hear Udo Kier is on board because I'd heard he was really ill. There's a new Joe Dante film? Nice. Anyway, lovely behind the scenes news and scoop there, Mr. E, and much appreciated. Thank you! ** Paul Curran, Hey. Surprise! I had this feeling that some of those videos might not still be active, oops. Everyone, some of the videos in Paul's Aus Music post yesterday were defunct, as you probably noticed, and Paul posted some fresh and working links yesterday, and you can find them by opening yesterday's comments arena. They're near the top. You good? How's the big N proceeding du jour? ** Allesfliesst, I'm seeing G. this afternoon, so I'll get the DVD thing sorted out. There seems to be a distinct if in-progress possibility that 'Them' might get to Berlin, which would be cool. We'll see. Hang in there for the next three weeks. Boxer's stance usually works. ** Alan, Hey. ** Bernard Welt, Because you've got excellent genes up the wazoo? Just a guess. Oh, while I've got you, #3, Tuesday the 22nd. ** Patrick deWitt, Hey, Patrick. Thanks for the birthday happiness. It was an even happier occasion in retrospect, thank to you. You good? ** JW Veldhoen, Hey. Oh, I'm not anti-Language at all, but, then again, according to the most recent definition, I'm not New Narrative either, just a NN chum. NN was born in SF in part as a kind of counteraction against Language, which was heavily predominate in SF at the time. Or I think that's the story. Kevin Killian might be able to correct me on that. Yeah, I want some of that veggie dog. Or some of your asiago for my dog at least. ** Oliver, Hey. Yeah, really shocking and sad news about Trish Keenan. Ugh. Really ugh. I haven't read her fiction before, so that's amazing you posted her story. Much gratitude to you for that, and I'll read it later. Everyone, as you might have heard, Trish Keenan, singer and co-mastermind of the great band Broadcast, died yesterday very tragically. Apparently, she also wrote fiction, and d.l. Oliver has thoughtfully posted one of her short stories on his blog if you're interested. It's here. Thanks much, Oliver. Hope you're well. ** The Man Who Couldn't Blog, Hey, man! Really nice to see you! Thanks for being here and for the good words on Paul's post. What's going on? What are you working on? ** Esther Planas, Hey. Cool, a lengthy missive from you! Guatemala? Awesome! Yeah, if you can, pass along info on your show there and how things are. I've been looking through your blog, of course, and really loving the recent work a lot! You met Lydia. She's intense even when she isn't being intense. And very cool too. Things are hopping for you, my pal, and that's so great to hear! What a pleasure! Much love to you too. ** Laurabeth, Hi, pal. Man, that's intense. What you went through. Holy shit! Yeah, I mean, yeah, I know so little about meds because I've never been on them, but it sounds like playing them down the middle is the way to go. Emotional consistency is underrated, I think. Especially when you're a complicated person like you and me and, well, ha ha, probably most of the gang around this place. I'm glad you're through all that without any major disasters. Stay strong and self-believing, Laura. It's pretty important. Lots of love to you, oh amazing one! ** MANCY, Hey. Is it particularly costly, UW, I mean? I know in California, attending the state U's is less expensive and not too pricey if you're a resident. Are there school grants and student loans and stuff? I hope you can do that. It sounds like a really good move, and, obviously, I'm way into the idea of you getting to concentrate on your art and getting ongoing, direct support for it via a school situation. Yeah, I'm a bit fucked re: taco trucks, unfortunately, 'cos they almost always use lard to cook everything. ** _Black_Acrylic, Hi, Ben. Oh, man, no problem on extending the deadline. It's just awesome and really kind of you to want to make the post the best it can be. Excellent, non-freezing weekend to you. ** Jose, That game does look pretty cool. I don't mind the overly linear thing so much. With the right game, playing on a 'track' can be kind of interesting and dark ride-like. I'll go see if that game is here in France yet. Thanks, man! ** Jeff, Hey, man. Yeah, RIP indeed. That really, really sucks. ** Ken Baumann, Oh, no problemo, my friend. ** Andrew, Hey. Oh, cool you liked 'Cows'. Yeah, the 'most shocking novel ever' mythology around the book is kind of impossible to live up to, but its original jolt is still pretty much in place, I think. It's a keeper. No, I don't think Stokoe had a pro-vegetarian message there, or I'd be quite surprised. Sorry to hear about the family stuff. What's going on? ** Colin, Hey. Great that 'like' is out. Don't forget that I want to do a celebratory post. It could be about both of the books, if you like. That might be nice. That's up to you. Mainly, congrats! My jetlag is being kind of sneaky and weird, but it hasn't wiped me out yet. ** Steevee, Shackleton is terrific a lot of the time. I haven't heard the mixtape yet, but he's really interesting, for sure. ** Chris Cochrane, Hey, Chris. Got the email. Guess we'll talk in the next day or two. Amazing if we can pull that possible gig off. Gisele talked to the presenter from the Centre Pompidou yesterday, and he said he was really blown away by 'Them', and, hm, well, let's see on that front, but that would be an incredible gig, obviously. ** Statictick, Regular post sounds great if that works out satisfactorily on your end. Be sure to give the Moose my love when you talk to her. And take some love for yourself. ** Creative Massacre, Definitely liked it, you bet! Oh, cool, thank you so much for those links! I'm going to be all over them later on. I don't know any of those. Yeah, great! Awesome, knowledgeable friend you've got there. Bon weekend to you, buddy. ** Misanthrope, I did try the wiggle. Not sure if it helped or not. Had a weird night's sleep. Not bad, just weird and hit or miss. Transitional, let's hope. Hm, no go on the detector, huh? Damn. Okay, well, then ghosts it is, and you'll have to cure your sleep issues on your own, big guy. As a fellow procrastinator when comes to assignments, I feel for you. Power through it. It's the only way. And get your friend to write them that businessy, lawyery letter. I'm procrastinating on something right now too. I'll deprocrast over the next two days if you will. Word. ** Dusty rose, Ouch. I'm guessing you've made sure already that you didn't fracture or break your foot or something, right? Crutch or a walking stick? Too weird? Chiropractor? Man, I hope that limb starts following orders pronto, obviously. Penance? Nah. Can't be. The concept's too big or something. Bad luck, more like. Still sucks. ** I guess we're through the week now. It turns out to be escorts day today by the luck of the calendar. So, chill with the boys this weekend, and I'll see you come Monday.

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