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WE ALL HAVE, AT SOME POINT OR OTHER, BEEN IN A FIGHT. IT MAY START AS 'VERBAL' AND END AS .'PHYSICAL'


IN PHYSICAL FIGHTS, USUALLY THE STRONGER PERSON THRASHES THE OTHER ONE AND MAKES A POINT.


AUTHOR'S TIP: HIT THE GYM AND LEARN SOME KUNG-FOO.


AS FAR AS 'VERBAL' FIGHTS ARE CONCERNED, NO NEED TO PANIC. YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.


I HAVE LAID DOWN SOME VERY FUNNY TRASH TALKS THAT YOU CAN EMPLOY ON YOUR ENEMY IN A 'VERBAL' FIGHT.
HUMOR IS ACCOMPANIED:

1. MAN YOU ARE SO UGLY. JUST WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOUR MOTHER SAID ''WHAT A TREASURE!!''. AND YOUR FATHER REPLIED ''YES, LET'S GO BURY IT''.

2. HEY KID, WON'T YOU COME TO YOUR DADDY?

3. THEY SAY MONKEYS ARE AN INTELLIGENT ANIMAL. ARE YOU?

4. SO YOU ARE THE GUY WHO ATE OUR TRASH LAST NIGHT?

5. THE ANIMALS WHO EAT THEIR OWN SHIT ARE CALLED SARCOPHAGUS. SO HOW'S THE TASTE?

6. YOU ARE SO UGLY. WHENEVER YOU ENTER A BANK, THEY TURN OFF THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA.

7. OH! AT LAST. I THOUGHT I LOST YOU AND YOUR MOTHER. I AM SUCH A BAD FATHER.

8. YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY NORMAL PERSON. OH I SEE, YOU ARE MY SON. THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL.

9.YOUR FATHER IS SO STUPID. ONE DAY I THREW HIM IN A BUCKET FULL OF NIPPLES. HE CAME OUT SUCKING HIS THUMB.

10. SO WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW?

11. THEY SAY HUMAN BEINGS WERE EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS. LOOKING AT YOU PROVES IT.

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