Feelin' the Love ....

So, several times I’ve posted about things that annoy me.  Things like blogging pet peeves, sports I hate or things that make me go GRRRRRRRRR.  If you read all of those you would think that I was just some angry guy who hates everything. Well, it’s true totally not true at all.

Actually there are a number of things in this world I like.  Things like long walks on the beach at sunset, the innocence of a child and meeting older men in dark booths of adult bookstores.  Okay, I made one of those three up. 

Anyway, my point is, I’m not all about the hate.  And, to prove it today I will post about the things I love. 

- The internet.  Even with all the stupid shit and bad porn, the internet is full of all kinds of awesome.

- Legs.  Oh sure, everyone loves boobs.  And a nice round ass is always fun too.  But, absolutely nothing is better than a really sexy pair of legs. 


-  The fact that most of you are still unable to get past that whole “meeting strange men in dark booths of the adult bookstore” line.  And the fact that you’re hoping that one isn’t true and then feeling bad that you’re hoping that cause you don’t wanna be all Judgy McJudgerson.

- Wine.  Oh sure, beer is great.  I like it very much.  But, nothing leaves me feeling mellow and warm and fuzzy the way wine does. 

- Food.  I’m not talking about some fancy, super expensive meal at a high-end restaurant.  I’m talking really good food.  Burgers with bacon and smoked cheddar cheese on them.  Pizza with extra sauce and beef, sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon and real bacon.  Pork chops.  Fried chicken. Mashed potatoes.  All the good comfort foods. 

- Strippers.  Okay, so you’re probably thinking “Yeah, you’ve pretty much established this dude.”  Well, you’re right.  But, there are some people out there who don’t really believe me.  But, strippers are pretty much the most awesome people on Earth.  If I ever get married it will probably be to a stripper.  Okay, maybe not.  But, that’s only because I’m not awesome enough for them to marry me.  And I’m absolutely convinced that the vast majority of strippers have a lot more dignity and self-respect than the majority of their customers.

- The feeling of tightie whities when I first pull them out of the dryer.  The warm embrace of my boys just makes me feel good all over.

- Sitting outside in the cool of the evening breeze having a bit of bourbon or Scotch while enjoying the remains of the day.

- Dogs.  Dogs fucking rule.  They are the coolest creatures on Earth and way cooler than most people.

- BACONNNNN!

- College and NFL football.  In fact, this would be a good time to announce that Football Saturdays will be returning to this blog this fall.  I will be posting my picks against the spread for selected college and NFL games.  Yeah, I know you don’t care, but it’s my blog so I’ll do what I want.

- Home improvement shows.  I have never owned a home.  I may never own a home.  But, I do love me some home improvement shows.

- Food Network.  I can’t believe how much time I spend watching the Food Network.  My current favorite chef on there?  Giada de Laurentiis Anne Burrell.  She makes some really amazing stuff and cracks me up. 

- And finally ….. YOU GUYS!  You guys all just freaking rock.  Even if you truncate posts in reader, make it ridiculously hard to comment sometimes and are still focusing on that “older men in dark booths” line, you are all awesome in your own way. 

*sniff, sniff*

Okay, enough of this nice blog shit.