Where Were The Babes?

So a few people were a little disappointed that I didn’t post any pics of hot babes for the word “desire” yesterday. Well, I wanted to. It seemed pretty much like the obvious thing to do. But, the problem is that for the WWC we have to post our own pics, not just something we found on the net.

I did think that maybe I should go around town and try to get hot girls to pose for me. I figured I would just explain exactly what the WWC was and then see if they wanted to be internet famous. Then, I decided that nobody I know would be willing to bail me out of jail. And I don’t really enjoy getting slapped across the face and then kicked in the yam bag either. You know most of these girls today are taking these self-defense classes so you can never be too careful.

Back in the good old days the only thing you had to worry about was mace or pepper spray. With that stuff the chances were always 50/50 that they might spray themselves rather than me their assailant. And all I a person needed to do was make sure the wind was blowing towards the girl when I he approached her about a chance at being internet famous on my hiss blog.

But not anymore. Now these girls all let out some massive warrior babe scream and then beat the living shit outta anyone that they even think is a threat. I blame Oprah for this. And the Women’s Victimization Network The Lifetime Channel.

So, basically I couldn’t find any hotties to pose for “Desire” for me. That’s why there weren’t any there. And there is no way I would try to get some hidden camera type shots of hot girls. I would get sooooo caught if I did that. I just know it. That would be down right creepy and immoral.



Speaking of this subject. I have to say that it really annoys me that girls these days are sooooo much more willing to allow “naughty” photos of them to be taken, or are much more willing to take self portraits of themselves in revealing clothes than they were back when I was in high school or college. Seriously people, this is so not fair. Back when I was in high school and college even the skankiest of girls didn’t allow just anyone to take pictures of them at parties or while performing certain acts of love or whatever. Sure we had girls who would get naked and dance on table tops and girls who would do or wear all kinds of crazy stuff, but none of us had a camera full of photos to remember the good times with. Just another thing that pisses me off about these kids today.

The only thing good about this trend is that it’s spilled over into women in the 30’s, 40’s and on. I know a lot of people don’t like it when a 40 something woman wears skanky clothes like their teenage daughter would wear. Or when mom and daughter are both wearing super tight jeans and cleavage bearing shirts. As you can imagine I disagree with this complaint. I say if you’ve got it, flaunt it ladies! And if you’re teenage daughter can’t keep up, well, sucks for her!


Of course, I’ve always been a big fan of mother-daughter teams…



But, if there are any hot babes out there who want to make all of this up to me, just email your pics to me. Or email me and we’ll set a up a time for a photo session. ;-)