And here are the current standings.
As you can see, there are a few teams that have been eliminated from playoff contention already. Luckily the Deatheaters aren’t one of them. But that’s not from a lack of trying. Hey guys? Do you think you could possibly fit scoring a few touchdowns into your very busy schedules of playing video games, hanging out at strip clubs and drawing HUGE paychecks for playing football? I’d appreciate it. Thanks.
Oh .. and a hypothetical situation for you ….
So, we all know that Kansas City played San Diego last week, right? Well, lets just say that somebody maybe has a fantasy football team over in someone else’s league over on ESPN.com. And let’s just say that that guy’s team might be 9-1 on the season. And let’s just say that that guy might have started Philip Rivers (QB-SD) and Dwayne Bowe (WR-KC) and Tony Gonzales (TE-KC) this week so he had three guys going in that game.
And, as we all know, Kansas City scored late in that game to make Sand Diego’s lead 30 – 29. It was Tony Gonzales who caught that TD pass, by the way. Anyway, the obvious thing for KC coach Herm Edwards to do here is kick the extra point and go into overtime. That way any score at all wins the game. And, Rivers, Bowe and Gonzales all have a chance to rack up more
Instead Hermy decided to go for two and the win! And of course they don’t make it and lose the game. So, not only do they lose, but Rivers, Bowe and Gonzales don’t have a chance to
You know what that was?
That was an act of fantasy football terrorism, Mr. Edwards.
And don’t think this hypothetical person with this hypothetical first place team is going to forget about this anytime soon buddy.
Anyway, back to the Cynical Blog League. The Deatheaters are clearly on life support at this time. After getting trounced by The Crushers who are owned by Karen last week, it’s looking like they are going to get their asses handed to them by the Amazon Gargoyles, owned by Dana this weekend. And it doesn’t look like there is much I can do about it.
Well except there is one thing I can do.
All cheerleaders have been fired! That’s right! No cheerleaders for losers! These guys don’t deserve cheerleaders. And, I was going to treat each player to a small Slushy at Sonic after the season. Not anymore though. Not after their performance the last two weeks.
They could have had this right here on the sideline this week …
But, not now guys! No way do you deserve that!
As for the player of the week? Hell, I don’t know. Nobody on the Deatheaters is deserving. I guess I should take a player off another team.
I think I’ll go with Thomas Jones of the New York Jets who plays for Karen’s team The Crushers and racked up 32.9 fantasy points this week …
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