My Top Five ....

So over the last few days Mrs. D. AKA the Ubermilf,  Kimmeh and Mandy have all posted their "Top Fives."  The dudes they would down right marry if they got the chance.  I have to admit, they have posted some pretty hot guys.  Although I'm a bit miffed that I didn't show up on any of the lists.  But, I guess it's understandable.

Anyway, I told them I was going to do my Top Five list too.  Of course, the problem with that is that I have featured hot celebrity babes here many times, so this would be nothing new.  I have even done a "Fantasy Celebrity Girlfriend" contest.  So, I decided that I should do my "I Would Marry This Chick" list and make sure that it's full of women who have NEVER been featured here on this blog. (At least I don't think they have."

Well, the problem with that is, these women may not be the real top five, right?  I thought about that and decided that it didn't matter.  The fact is that my top five list can and does change often.  So, I decided I would do a “Retired Top Five” list.  Meaning any or all of these five will always be in my top five.  But, they’ve been on here so many times that I feel I should go in a different direction.

Okay, so here's a quick list of celebrity crushes that have lasted for a long time and I would definitely marry if they would lift the restraining orders...

1. Natalie Portman
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Adriana Lima
4. Lauren Graham
5. Salma Hayek


In fact, just to make sure there is no confusion, and because someone is guaranteed to ask, here is my NOT TOP FIVE list.  Women that lots of people seem to love, but I don't ...

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Megan Fox
3. Tina Fey
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Emma Watson


Okay, so that means it's time for my new Top Five.  Here ya go, in no particular order...

1. Sofia Vergara  


You knew there would have to be a hawt Hispanic chick on here, didn’t you?  She’s sexy and funny.  And being funny makes her even sexier.


2. Lucia Micarelli


She’s in my favorite new show, Treme.  She is also an amazingly talented violinist.  And, there had to be an Asian (okay, she’s only ½ Korean) on here to stir some people’s irrational hatred.


3. Lea Michele


RAWR. 


4. Michelle Beadle 


Okay, you may not know who she is.  She’s the host of ESPN’s SportsNation.  She’s beautiful, funny (remember, funny = sexy), has great legs and is a sports fan.  Can’t ask for more than that.


5. Bar Refaeli


Three words:  Israeli. Super. Model.  You don’t really need any more info, right?


Bonus!

She might not be on my Top Five List just yet, but she’s jumped over a whole bunch of people already.  Newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih:


Not only is she beautiful she’s making some right wing conservatives want to throw their computers through the window in anger.  So that makes her even hotter.

Oh and speaking of hot.  Apparently she’s a pretty good pole dancer…


She has a lot of very good qualities.

Sofia Vergara

Sofía Margarita Vergara (born July 10, 1972) is a Colombian model and actress.

Personal life

She was born in Barranquilla, Atlantico, Colombia. Her mother is a homemaker and her father produced cattle for the meat industry.[1][2] "La Toti" was the nickname given to Vergara by her five brothers and sisters and many cousins, including television news anchor and reporter Carlos Vergara, who currently works for WTVJ in Miami, Florida. She grew up between her hometown of Barranquilla and was raised in a well-off family, attending a private bilingual (Spanish/English) school. She got married at the age of 18, and she gave birth to her son Manolo in 1991 at the age of 19. The marriage did not last very long, and then she studied dentistry at a college in Colombia for three years. Vergara now lives in Miami and Los Angeles, and brought her mother, sister, and her son to live with her.

Her son Manolo is currently in Westwood, Los Angeles and he is learning at University Senior High School and currently in 10th grade.

Career

Vergara was discovered by a photographer while walking a Colombian beach. Soon, she was presented with attractive offers in modeling and TV work, and followed that course. Having been raised rather conservatively and devoutly religious, this was a bit overwhelming at first. In an article in Maxim Magazine in January of 2001, Vergara was described as "apprehensive about doing her first TV commercial—until her Catholic schoolteachers gave her permission to take the job" [3]. She made her first public appearance at the age of 17 in a Pepsi commercial that was widely telecast all over Latin America. In order to support her son, mother, and younger siblings who needed her financial support in the absence of her father, who had departed the family, she dropped out of college in order to earn good wages.

Vergara moved to Bogotá at the age of 20, where she worked as a model on the runway and on TV. From 1995 to 1999, she was co-host with Fernando Fiore on Fuera de Serie ("Out of the Ordinary" or "Over-the-Top"), a series which sent her to exotic places all over the world (this is similar to the U.S. Wild On! travel series). It was telecast on the international Univision Spanish-language network, and it made her a star in the Latin American market and gave her some USA TV exposure. She also co-hosted the Univision show A que no te atreves ("I Dare You"). She recently appeared as a guest star on the HBO series Entourage.

Besides runway and catalog modeling work, Vergara also did independent projects. She was photographed for posters swimsuit calendars in 1998, 2000, and 2002. These were top sellers in Latin America, and also penetrated the North American market. She did South American television ads, and also posed in swimsuits for posters for beer advertising, especially for Miller Lite beer.

Vergara is 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in) tall, and she has naturally blonde/sunbleached hair (for films and TV, she is frequently required to dye it brunette to make her look more "Latina"). Vergara was long under an exclusive TV contract with Univision, and after it expired, she accepted a role with ABC in the United States. With ABC, she appeared on the sitcoms Hot Properties and The Knights of Prosperity.

Vergara currently plays Alicia Oviedo in the Colombian version of Desperate Housewives, Amas de Casa Desesperadas. She also starred in the current ABC's breakout series, Dirty Sexy Money, as Jeremy Darling's new love interest.