My Top Five ....

So over the last few days Mrs. D. AKA the Ubermilf,  Kimmeh and Mandy have all posted their "Top Fives."  The dudes they would down right marry if they got the chance.  I have to admit, they have posted some pretty hot guys.  Although I'm a bit miffed that I didn't show up on any of the lists.  But, I guess it's understandable.

Anyway, I told them I was going to do my Top Five list too.  Of course, the problem with that is that I have featured hot celebrity babes here many times, so this would be nothing new.  I have even done a "Fantasy Celebrity Girlfriend" contest.  So, I decided that I should do my "I Would Marry This Chick" list and make sure that it's full of women who have NEVER been featured here on this blog. (At least I don't think they have."

Well, the problem with that is, these women may not be the real top five, right?  I thought about that and decided that it didn't matter.  The fact is that my top five list can and does change often.  So, I decided I would do a “Retired Top Five” list.  Meaning any or all of these five will always be in my top five.  But, they’ve been on here so many times that I feel I should go in a different direction.

Okay, so here's a quick list of celebrity crushes that have lasted for a long time and I would definitely marry if they would lift the restraining orders...

1. Natalie Portman
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Adriana Lima
4. Lauren Graham
5. Salma Hayek


In fact, just to make sure there is no confusion, and because someone is guaranteed to ask, here is my NOT TOP FIVE list.  Women that lots of people seem to love, but I don't ...

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Megan Fox
3. Tina Fey
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Emma Watson


Okay, so that means it's time for my new Top Five.  Here ya go, in no particular order...

1. Sofia Vergara  


You knew there would have to be a hawt Hispanic chick on here, didn’t you?  She’s sexy and funny.  And being funny makes her even sexier.


2. Lucia Micarelli


She’s in my favorite new show, Treme.  She is also an amazingly talented violinist.  And, there had to be an Asian (okay, she’s only ½ Korean) on here to stir some people’s irrational hatred.


3. Lea Michele


RAWR. 


4. Michelle Beadle 


Okay, you may not know who she is.  She’s the host of ESPN’s SportsNation.  She’s beautiful, funny (remember, funny = sexy), has great legs and is a sports fan.  Can’t ask for more than that.


5. Bar Refaeli


Three words:  Israeli. Super. Model.  You don’t really need any more info, right?


Bonus!

She might not be on my Top Five List just yet, but she’s jumped over a whole bunch of people already.  Newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih:


Not only is she beautiful she’s making some right wing conservatives want to throw their computers through the window in anger.  So that makes her even hotter.

Oh and speaking of hot.  Apparently she’s a pretty good pole dancer…


She has a lot of very good qualities.