Muammar Gaddafi Takes on the Wisconsin Unions...

The public service unions in Wisconsin have all gone to Libya to protest Muammar Gaddafi’s brutal treatment of the teachers union?

No, that’s not right.

People in Libya and Bahrain have taken to the streets to protest Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s attempt to strip the Muslim Brotherhood of their collective bargaining rights?

Nope. Wrong again.

Wait, I’ve got it. Public service employees have taken to the streets of Libya to protest the “Haves vs. Have Nots” discussion started by Karen and continued by Dana?

Oh hell no. That’s not it either.

Well, screw it. I have no idea what anyone is bitching about anymore. I just know that everyone is all pissed off ONCE AGAIN.

Democrat v Republican

Blue v Red

South v North

East v West

Liberal v Conservative

White v Black v Brown v Yellow v Red v whatever

Public v Private


Ever notice something about all these “battles” that break out? It’s always regular people vs regular people. It’s never regular people vs the people who orchestrated this whole thing. Or regular people vs the Wall Street types that blew a TWELVE TRILLION DOLLAR HOLE in our economy and were never held responsible in ANY FUCKING WAY.

It’s by design people. It’s planned. And we as a nation keep falling for it. And while were busy being pissed off because some else is doing better than us, or getting something we don’t get and because we don’t get it they don’t deserve it, we’re getting robbed blind by the people who orchestrate it all.

Jesus we’re so fucking stupid.

They’ve actually convinced us that somehow our lives would be better if we could just make the lives of other middle and working class people a little worse. Not that our corporate overlords should be encouraged to make our jobs and benefits better, but to make the jobs and benefits of others worse. As if that’s gonna make ours better. And all the while, the people not sacrificing one little bit are the corporations, CEO’s and the politicians.

You’d think we actually stop and notice this by now. But, we can’t because we’re too busy being pissed off at each other.

Enough!

Why is there a pension crisis in most states? Because the crooks on Wall Street pissed it all away. And if you think that ANY politician, on either side of the isle really cares and really wants what’s best for you then you my friend are just to stupid to help.

The battle in Wisconsin isn’t about fiscal responsibility. It’s about political power. And dividing people so they won’t notice what the government is doing.

Suckers.

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Anyway, in that spirit on Thursday night Matt-Man and Jayman will host a Day of Rage on “I’m With Stupid” From the Middle East to Madison the world is on fire and we’re here to fan the flames. The protests and anger is spreading to the four corners of the world and you never really know who will join in. We’ve got it all covered. In our own special way, of course.

Plus, we do our own protesting. So join us at 11 pm EST on Blog Talk Radio, and if you’d like to call in, you can do your own protesting too! We’d love to see you there. As you can see, the ladies who are protesting are big fans of Matt-Man and me.

And here we are RAGING AWAY!

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Muammar Gaddafi Has a Few Things On His Mind ....

So, as you probably already know, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi of Libya got up in front of the gang at the United and Nations and brought the crazy in a big way. This was his first chance to address the UN in his 40 years in power. And dude had a few things on his mind that he felt needed to be said.

Colonel Crazypants ran down an amazing list of conspiracies that he has been thinking about. Things like “Israel was responsible for JFK’s assassination” and how he wanted Tony Blair and George W. Bush prosecuted for the Iraq War. He also said that the Security Council should be renamed the Terrorist Coucil. Claimed that the Swine Flu was actually a biological weapon created by the Army. (I assume the US Army) and pointed out that the planes on 9/11 took off form US airports. I guess he was using this to help prove Charlie Sheen’s theory that 9/11 was an inside job.

All in all it was a pretty entertaining speech. Whacky McLoony even took a copy of the UN charter and tossed it over his should at one point. That was after he offered to allow the UN to move to Libya to “unburden the United States.” And, well after he demanded that Western Powers pay African nations some 7 trillion dollars in reparations for colonialism. Nice!

But, he ran out of time to get to some of the other conspiracies that he wanted to discuss. So, he called me up last night and asked me to run down the rest of them here on my blog. Normally of course, he would call Matt-Man. But he said that last time he did that, Matt was really drunk and started asking really personal questions that made him feel uncomfortable. So, how could I refuse his request?

So, here are some of the highlights from Gaddafi’s call last night. My Libianese (that is the language they speak in Libya, right?) isn’t that good, but I think I’ve been able to translate most of his diatribe.

- Adam totally should have won American Idol last year.

- Cancer was cured 20 years ago, but the pharmaceuticals and US gov’t agreed to suppress the cure.

- He has his share of $10,000,000 USD waiting for him in a bank account because he helped a Nigerian Prince.

- The “X-Files” was based on “real shit the US government is hiding.”

- The moon landing was faked.

- He wanted to know “What’s the deal with people who just up and stop blogging without any notice or anything?”

- Swine Flue vaccinations will turn you into a Zombie. Then he mentioned that the only way to kill a Zombie was to shoot it in the head.

- Barry Bonds was “clean” and treated unfairly.

- Augusta National was lengthened to keep Tiger Woods from winning.

- Stonehenge is just some “Fancy landscaping from back in the day.”

- The Illuminati is real!

- He wishes people would stop asking him to join their fucking Mafia on Facebook.

- That pass interference call against Miami in the 2002 BCS Championship Game was “Bool-Sheet!”

- Warren Harding never got sick. He was murdered.

- Elvis is not dead.

- Those new digital converter boxes that people who use TV antennas had to get are being used by the government to control people’s minds.

- He has studied several photos of Sora Aoi and Grant is right and I’m wrong. Her boobs ARE REAL!


- The Vatican had Pope John Paul I “whacked”

- Mark Felt couldn’t possibly have been Deep Throat. “That guy looks like a real pussy.”

- Watching porn will turn you gay.

- Scorsese (Goodfellas) was robbed at the ’90 Oscars when Kevin Costner won Best Director for “Dances with Wolves.”

- Skull & Bones club at Yale is a secret “Gay Glee Club”


Then he went into the long, drawn out story about how TWA Flight 800 was actually shot down by a guy named Bernie Smallerstein who lives on Cape Cod. He claims Bernie and his sons were shooting a new potato gun they had build and blew the plane out of the sky. But, as usual the Israeli government put pressure on the US government to cover it up. I tried to follow him on this one, but I began to get bored with it, and “Glee” was on, so I really wasn’t listening anymore. But, I promised I would pass on some of his other concerns to you, so there ya go.

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