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Jessica Biel

You know, it's kind of hard to find a picture of her on the internet where she's not topless. This is a family friendly website, after all!

Just Bitching About Stuff ...

There are a few things that have been getting on my nerves lately. So I thought maybe if I just blog about them, I’ll get past them and move onto other things that will surely annoy me too.


- You are not allowed to claim that there are TOPLESS PICTURES of a popular actress/singer/supermodel/politician/beauty queen, if she is actually covering herself up with her arm, hands or towel or anything else. Just because she’s not wearing a top, doesn’t mean she’s actually “topless.” If I can’t see her boobies, you can’t call her “topless.”

- You can’t use “Gonzo” in your name if you are just another Mommy Blogger. If you call yourself something like “GonzoBitch69” (which would be a really awesome screen name, btw) I better not click on the link to your blog and find nothing but stories about what you precious little snowflake did today. That’s not “Gonzo” style.

- If you are going to refer to NY Senator Chuck Schumer as “That Jew” issuing a statement where you just say “I don’t use a teleprompter” isn’t exactly an apology or an explanation.

- Memo to Dirk Nowitzki. If you alleged fiancé turns out to be a stripper with eight aliases and warrants for her arrest in at least two states, then it might be time to reassess where you life is going.

- Jessica Biel is the latest Hollywood Starlet to play the “My beauty makes it hard for me to get good roles” card. Jesus I’m so fucking sick of hearing this from these girls. She claims that she is getting beat out for good roles by Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson because she’s just too beautiful. Holy crap! Yeah, because Natalie and Scarlett are UHG-LEEE!

You know Jessica, it might be that you get beat out for those roles because these other women are, IDK, better actresses? Maybe they’re easier to work with. Maybe they’re not so damn hung up on themselves that they say “please don’t let my amazingly perfect beauty get in the way of my getting this role?”

Recently Megan Fox made a similar claim. She said she wasn’t taken seriously as an actress because she’s so beautiful. Um no, you’re not taken seriously because you don’t have much talent. And because just a week or so before your latest movie comes out you make sure let everyone know that you’re bisexual and want to get busy with Olivia Wilde. (So do I, by the way.) Which pretty much screams “Don’t take me seriously as an actress, just notice me because I’m freaking hot!”

Look, I know that really good roles for women are hard to come by in Hollywood. I know that every single young hottie gets a dozen offers a day to play a stripper or hooker. I know that it is insulting and it’s not fair. But, for these two to act like they don’t get roles because they’re so much more beautiful than everyone else is silly.

BTW, Charlize Theron gets great roles. And I dare you to say that she’s not freaking hot as hell…


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The other thing I want to bitch about today is American Idol.

Patsy Montana (AKA: Rubye Blevins)
Glen Campbell
Johnny Cash
Jimmy Driftwood
K.T. Oslin
Charlie Rich
Conway Twitty
Amy Lee (Evanescence)

And now…

Kris Allen…


Yup, Arkansas’ domination of the music world continues.

I’m glad Kris won and I hope he has a great career. I don’t know if he deserved to more than Adam or not. I didn’t watch the final. But, there are two things that annoyed me about the whole thing.

- So many people, especially the media, tried to turn this whole AI final into a political battle. Once again, they wanted everyone to square off along the Red v. Blue lines. Just another battle in the culture wars.

And of course, when Kris won, people came rushing out to tell us all what this means about a Christian America and the rejection of gays and men who wear eyeliner or whatever. Which is total bullshit.

Kris won, because 38% of all votes cast came from the state of Arkansas. While it’s true that Adam probably did get a few of those votes, he was basically spotting Kris 38%, meaning that Kris didn’t need a big percentage of the remaining vote. No way Adam or anyone else was going to overcome that.

Which brings me to the other thing that has been annoying me…

- All the people in Arkansas who have been saying “You MUST support Kris because he’s from Arkansas!”

Really? How ‘bout supporting him because he’s the better singer? Why support him only because he’s from my home state?

I see this all the time in sports forums too. If you criticize any Arkansas player or coach then you’re not a real Arkansas fan! Real fans support the team no matter what and NEVER criticize!

What the hell people? Why do so many people always want to divide everyone up along political, religious or geographic lines? Why can’t we just fucking sit back and enjoy a singing competition or a sporting event without all this shit? Why do some people always want to take all the fun out of everything?

Justin Timberlake's grilfriend: Jessica Biel

Date of Birth
3 March 1982, Ely, Minnesota, USA

Birth Name
Jessica Claire Biel

Nickname
Jesse

Height
5' 8" (1.73 m)

Mini Biography

Jessica Biel, with her striking good looks and wide range of talent, has become one of Hollywood's most sought-out actresses. Her television series acting debut on the WB's #1-rated show, "7th Heaven" (1996), has helped her emerge as a breakout star.

As a child Jessica initially pursued a career as a vocalist, performing in musical theater. Beginning at age nine, she starred in such productions as "Annie," "The Sound of Music," and "Beauty and the Beast." A natural beauty, Jessica soon turned to modeling and commercial work by competing in The International Modeling and Talent Association's Annual Conference in 1994.

After completing a year and a half of college at Tufts University in Medford Massachusetts, Jessica plans on going back to school in California for the remainder of her college years. In her spare time, she is involved with charities such as Best Friends Animal Sanctuary and PETA. Her hobbies include ballet, soccer, running, yoga and hiking with her dog "East." Jessica currently resides in Los Angeles.
IMDb Mini Biography By: Lori Heckman

Mini Biography

Born in Ely, Minnesota, and raised in Boulder, Colorado, Jessica Biel has paid her dues in the Hollywood scene. A breakout star as Mary Camden on the WB's highest rated show, "7th Heaven" (1996), Jessica still manages to make a few appearances per season, even though she has left the show, in the midst of an exploding film career. Last fall she excited and terrified moviegoers with her portrayal of Erin, "Leatherface's" greatest nemesis to date, in New Line Cinema's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), a remake of the famous original. Having finished filming, Blade: Trinity (2004) in Vancouver with Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, and Kris Kristofferson, she has recently transported her toned and trained body of a vampire hunter/killer to Australia to fill the uniform and project the integrity of one of filmdom's first female jet-fighter pilots in Columbia/Sony Pictures new film, Stealth (2005), starring Josh Lucas, Jamie Foxx, and Sam Shepherd, for director Rob Cohen.

Jessica's film career began at age 14 when she played alongside Peter Fonda in his Golden Globe-winning performance in Ulee's Gold (1997). Her other film credits include I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998), Summer Catch (2001), Roger Avary's The Rules of Attraction (2002), and the recently completed Cellular (2004), which stars Chris Evans, Kim Basinger, and William H. Macy. Few people know that this powerhouse of acting talent and versatility has a secret talent that has been put on hold for the past eight years, but surfaced last fall when she was offered lead roles on Broadway in "Rent" and "Beauty and the Beast." Demands from her film career took precedence, but hopefully, one of these days soon, we will get to experience just another aspect of this fascinating young woman.
IMDb Mini Biography By: Casey Sullivan

Trivia

Has a brother named Justin.

Discovered at the 1994 IMTA Los Angeles convention.

Has hazel eyes and brown hair.

Collects vintage glasses with no lenses.

Audtioned for a role in American Beauty (1999).

Amateur photographer.

Is of German, French, English and Native American (Choctaw) heritage.

Attended Tufts University for three semesters.

Was voted in at #30 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition, up from #82 the previous year. [June 2002]

Is 14 months younger than Beverley Mitchell, but still plays her big sister on "7th Heaven" (1996).

Formerly a vegetarian.

Was the first choice to play Abbey Chase in the television adaptation of the comic book "Danger Girl". Unfortunately, the project fell through.

Ranked #98 on VH1's 100 Hottest Hotties.

Ranked #99 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women In The World" (2002).

Her last name rhymes with "Deal."

Was voted "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire magazine in 2005.

Named #18 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list.

Has played the role of girlfriend/ex-girlfriend of real-life boyfriend Chris Evans twice by now (January 2006): once in Cellular (2004) and again in London (2005).

Named #21 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement. (2005)

Split up with Chris Evans, her boyfriend of 2 years. [June 2006]

Studied acting with Ivana Chubbuck.

Named #16 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006" supplement. (2006).

Born to Jonathan Edward Biel and Kimberly Conroe.

Won an acting scholarship to the Young Actor's Space at 11 years old.

Ranked #5 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2007 list.

The day after she was born, her parents took her to a dog-sled race where the temperature was thirty degrees below zero.

Her father ran an Outward Bound school and worked as an international business consultant.

Accompanied boyfriend Justin Timberlake on his European Tour in 2007.

Once wanted to become a musical star after winning a karaoke contest when she was aged eight.

Daughter of Kimberly (Kim) Biel (née Conroe) and Jonathan Edward Biel, an entrepreneur.

Was named Empire Magazine's #16 in the list of 100 Sexiest Stars 2007.

Her first acting job was in a Pringles commercial when she was 11 years old.

Best friends with "7th Heaven" (1996) co-star Beverley Mitchell.

Was cast in A Woman of No Importance (2009) after Lindsay Lohan dropped out, but later had to drop out herself due to scheduling conflicts.

Agreed to return for the season 10 finale of "7th Heaven" (1996) (originally the series finale before the show got picked up by the CW) after Brenda Hampton begged her to. The episode had already been shot but Hampton was determined to have Biel back for one last time. Jessica filmed her brief scenes during a break from filming Next (2007).

Ranked #3 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2008 list.

Personal Quotes

"I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny?"

"There is so much pressure to look a certain way in this town. But it's nice to have a little meat on you, and I hope I inspire women to appreciate their muscular calves."