TWO AND A HALF MEN SHUT DOWN

CBS and Warner Bros. have had enough.

The companies are pulling the plug on the highly rated Two and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen’s shocking Thursday interviews.

“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season,” the companies said in a statement.

Earlier today in separate radio and TMZ interviews, Charlie Sheen verbally attacked Two and a Half Men co-creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a “clown,” a “stupid, stupid little man” and said he “violently hates” the producer. Sheen also seemingly made an antisemitic remark when he twice referred to Lorre with a name that sounds like “Haim Levine” (Lorre was born Charles Michael Levine). CBS had no comment on what will fill the Men timeslot

ok now how will Charlie afford all of the porn stars.

-AL

KEITH RICHARDS IS WHAT A ROCKSTAR SHOULD BE

Now this is my definition of a true rock star. The legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is telling his stories of sex, drugs and rock & roll in his new biography “Life."

His secret to a long life? Use good drugs..

Many commentators express surprise that Richards has reached the age of 66, given his liberal abuse of almost every kind of illegal narcotic ever created. Richards addresses this, putting his longevity down to his use of the “finest, finest cocaine and the purest, purest heroin” — a combination he famously nicknamed “The breakfast of champions.” He actually gave up heroin in 1979, but carried on using cocaine until 2006. “I’ve done so much bloody blow in my life, I don’t miss it an inch,” he says. “I think it gave me up.”
We all should be so lucky.

-AL