Monday, May 16, 2011

'I will dominate your privileged face': DC's top international male escorts for the month of May 2011

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lovemany, 18
Maastricht

my name is gerald ,i am student and learning massage from book , video and to 1 of my friend who is a therapist. i like to have friend with old , young , fat or thin people. i could also provide BED, MY ASS, ...all the conveniences

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports no
CBT no
Fisting active
SM no
Bondage no
Dirty no
Kissing yes
Massage active
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 90
Rate / Night 0
Rate / 24h 0



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veganeedles, 21
Philadelphia

I'm a classically-trained musician. My strongest craving is to run medical grade needles through your skin. As many needles as you want to take. Bondage add $50. I will dominate your privileged face. My art takes me all over the country. Let me add you to my itinerary.

Dicksize No entry
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Boots
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 250 Dollars
Rate night ask



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Imwaitingformyman, 18
Cleveland

call..if you whanna jerk or fuck we up..just call..hhh....i can do anything or i can do what my customer wants..

i whant to know people who whant to be fucked by mee..i like to fuck i like to fuck and fucked man to stay how i whant mee to be gis boss to fuck him so bad to forget his name from his had have golod day..i espect to be contacted

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Dollars
Rate night 400 Dollars



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classy_exclusive, 22
Tel Aviv

here is smething classy exclusive and very expensive

READY TO MINGLE . .

i would love to mistify it all....

"that's why im here for you"...

If you look for those that are hidden there inside of you, you are I!

PLEASE use proper grammer while talking to me. If I cannot read it the first time around, I'm not going to annalyze it like a science experiment and try to figure out what it says.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 12 Dollars
Rate night 90 Dollars



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poof_im_dead, 18
Portland

i am heartbroken, my heart was ripped out litterally an hour before i started typing this. i think i need to drown my sorrows as a proffeisional escort. yeh im real. im as real as the world we live in unfortunately.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 5 Dollars
Rate night 17 Dollars



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GarnierFreak, 20
Asheville

Hey gents, Thanks for your attention. So now that I have it let me say some words about myself... No I''m not an ordinary escort, I''m a courtisan for your standings, like in the good old Parisian days. The difference? Truly I''m full of passion and I just need someone to give it too. Add me as your favorite by clicking at the upper right corner of my profile, click the save profile and check the favorite and click save.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Rubber, Underwear, Boots, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Ig, 19
Cologne

Liberal, hot like fire, without haste, with complete peace of mind, unsuspected, transgressive, too good to be true, without any shame, Hotel, Motel. Gag my mouth and spit in it. Slap my face. And we can talk all night. My curved gun will certainly get you cumming the extreme. Find out why they call me Pedro.

Fucking active / passive
Oral active
Watersports active / passive
CBT no
Fisting -
SM active / passive
Bondage -
Dirty active / passive
Kissing -
Massage active
Safer Sex always
Rate / Hour 0
Rate / Night 0
Rate / 24h 0



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TheHaulk, 25
Padova, Italy

well wot can i say im in the army as a medic, but also i do happy go lucky escorting. i used to be alone than to talk with someone else. i just wondering how and what exactly the feelings of being here.

I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE REALLY CARE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, I NEED SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF ME AND LIKE TO SPEND TIME WITH ME.

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active / passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 600 Euros
Rate night ask



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PRINCEWINSOME, 24
Sofia, Bulgaria

I am i

IM HIVE TIME NOW END YOU FREE

"his voice sound like a f***ing girl" LIES! IM A SINGER!

To all da haters: You think you're hot,but you know the deal...well its me and you know who be keeping it real!!

SEX NOW!!! WRITE AND WE SOLVE IT!!!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Yes
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Skater, Underwear, Uniform, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age Ages 65 to 80
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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neoboysuperXL, 20
Beijing

If you nead good Guy and good cut hard coke u havé to be happy and Fly under me u welcome

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Fetish Underwear, Formal dress, Sneakers & Socks, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 1000 Dollars
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 1000 Dollars



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touchmybutt, 20
San Jose, Costa Rica

I'm 5'6" 130lbs also i'm a pretty cool person to fuck and

also easy to fuck the only thing about me is that i

tend to be shy when I first met someone.

I know where to go and Not to in San Jose.

My mission in life is to try to get fucked to the fullest and fuck

everyone else's opinions or assumptions of me... I'm the one

who's gotta deal with the consequences in the end not them...

I do feel like a fish out of water at times but I will never bow down

to others interpretations on what you should or shouldn't do in

bed because it's the "thing or scene". Those peeps need to grow up,

look in the mirror and get a fucking life already!!

Dicksize No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish Sportsgear, Uniform, Formal dress
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 500 Dollars
Rate night 1 Dollars



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younggladforhire, 19
Milwaukee

I have a cold exterior but warm on the inside.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting No
S&M No
Fetish Leather, Underwear, Boots, Formal dress, Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 100 Dollars



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TurkishButthole, 21
DumDum

I am impressed with those who retain what I've stated rather than asking for nude photos.
I am dev from dumdum.
I AM NOT ENTIRELY THAT "THING" BETWEEN MY LEGS. I AM SOMETHING ELSE.

Dicksize No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking More top
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Fetish Leather, Sportsgear, Rubber, Skins & Punks, Boots, Lycra, Uniform, Formal dress, Techno & Raver, Jeans, Drag, Worker
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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supremooo_13, 19
Manila

hi im jeff,
I'm not Lazy
i just rest
before
i get tired.
hehehehe!!!!!!!! awwwwwwwwwtttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaa!
if your gay or not hire me!!

Dicksize No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Fetish -
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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Top_hunks, 20
Grafenau, Germany

A Band of Hunks in your city...!! Hustlers, Callboys, Runaways in sneakers, hairy (or hairless) bodybuilders rented by the hour. They do almost anything against wealth. Gay against Pay. They do it in the toigive vent tos at the railway site, you address them to your pension acco.. They love to fuck their bottom very wild and looks for money n no more. HeyHo!

Dicksize No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
S&M No entry
Fetish -
Rate / Hour 150
Rate / Night 500
Rate / 24h 1000

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p.s. Hey. ** Thomas Moronic, Hey, man. Well, by now you've done it all, or you've put those two exciting prospects in the past, I mean. Both sound awfully cool, and I'm very curious to hear what the on-stage stuff with Matmos was like, if you don't mind offering at least a hint. Love them, obviously. Yeah, very cool. Report, please? ** Brendan, Discovering that I have been trolling in my own blog's comments arena is always a challenge to whatever gift I have regarding repartee, so thank you. So, it being Monday, the install must be well underway. That's very exciting, and, you bet, I would love a blog day about the show. Consider it green lit, and thank you. Reading about spaceships and so on sounds fun. Stephen Baxter I don't know. I'll have a look. How did it go yesterday then? ** Bernard Welt, Butterscotch sundae ... now, that sounds worth a treasure hunt. I will forage through the menus of the eateries. I'm hoping at least some of the Tim Dlugos/ St. Marks thing ends up on youtube so I can both see it and stick in my related post. In fact, I'll check today. You're off to St. Mary's, safe trip, and I'll hope for some roving reports. ** Dynomoose, Wowzer! Hey, pal! It is awfully good to see you! How are you? What's going on? Stick around, if you may. You are a sight for sore eyes, my friend! ** A.r., Hi, Alex. I didn't get there Saturday due to work's culling of that day, but plans are firmly afoot to see the show tomorrow, and I'll snap away, and I'll 'jet' what I see and capture to you as soon as I do. ** Sypha, Hey. Oh, no college, okay. Well, you seem quite at peace with that, so I'll react accordingly. Hope you get the refund. Cool that you got the 'Jerk/TTT' package. I'll have to ask Gisele to be certain, or Stephen since he was the shoot's stylist, but I'm pretty sure you're right about that t-shirt. ** Tosh, Hey, T! Thanks much, and, yes, that book does look very fantastic. Everyone, if you liked the weekend's post, and, let's face it, how could one not, Tosh recommends you have a look at this, and, having looked, I second his recommendation. Enticing tip right there. ** MANCY, Hey. I hope it having been at least a day or even more since you left your comment, you're back on your feet. If not, I telepath you symbolic wings. ** David Ehrenstein, Hi, D. That Raphael review stunk. Slap, slap to his no doubt lily white mug. I'm seeing 'Tree of Life' at the first possibility available to France's residents, meaning at 1 pm on Wednesday. I know you're not much of a Malick fan, so I'll be curious to see if this one makes a difference. I'd love to hear what you think, but be cautious re: any spoilers please, at least until Thursday, as 'ToL' is kind of my big event of the year, and I want to go in as blind as I can. ** Wolf, Howdy, buddy. ** Mark Gluth, Greetings, Mr. Gluth! Yes, yes, everything on the email front has worked out just splendidly, and I thank you now in public and, lest I forget, your amazing, emailed it will appear here on Wednesday, the 25th. Any kind of report you can give on your novel-in-progress or, well, anything else to do with you? ** Cap'm, Hey, sir. Thanks muchly. Wow, your blog has been filling up with amazing stuff since I last cruised over there. I'm going to do a head-to-toe a little later, but I just now quickly read 'surprise v. inevitability', which is superb. Kudos! Everyone, our fine, gifted friend and d.l. Cap'm has a bunch of really awesome looking new stuff on his blog, and I highly recommend you go spend some time there today. Do that by merely doing this. Dude, really loving your writing. Good morning! ** 'Matt', It was my honor, man. A living painting, very nice. I have a bit of a fetish for that underrated art form. In Laguna, they do this big 'living painting' extravaganza of a show yearly, and I always try/tried to be there. Which reminds me that I really need to do a blog post about such things. Do video record yours please. Have they 'played yet'? Odd Future in Paris, you mean? Maybe not, but their gig is overly thoroughly sold out, so I've been putting it out of my mind. You like Orcutt album too? Cool. Yeah, a really nice surprise, that. ** Kiddiepunk, Hey, you. See you in a couple of hours. ** L@rstonovich, Heavy and yet sublimely light greetings to you, man. ** KYTE, Hey! Man, how incredibly terrific it is to see you! I've missed you too, and, totally, about hanging out again, and hopefully not just for the few, rich moments we got to hang last time. You getting to LA anytime soon? I'm trying my hardest to get there soon or at least soonish. Congrats on the Friday ceremony and what it means, the ongoing classes not withstanding. It sounds like you're making that move up north work for you, although those aches and pains aren't good. I love the idea of you making comics. That makes a whole lot of sense, actually, given your mighty gifts and the ways I've seen you fulfill them. So, you would both write and illustrate them? I say, yes, pursue that mode now that more freedom is at least beginning to dawn for you. Heck, the comic is a form where you can do a bunch of things at once even. And, in a funny way, it's not a bad entranceway into your game designing plans. There's a connection there, or there can be, it seems. I mean the comix could be an end unto themselves as well as a place to develop story/image/spacial ideas or something, if that makes sense. Oh, I hope that thing I said to you wasn't a stopper. I mean, it's a boon to have the energy and diverse ideas/talents to want to do a lot of things. I do a bunch of things simultaneously too, it's just that I always write in some way when I'm doing all of them. Big thanks for the link to your deviantART stuff. Wow, some really, really good work there. You haven't been slacking off, that's for sure. Everyone, the distinguished local and rising/amazing artist and very fine fellow KYTE made very welcome return to our fold over the weekend, and he brought a link to some of the art he's been making and letting people see over on deviantART, and I really recommend you check it out and even pass along your thoughts to him, if you don't mind. But first things first. Poke this. So, obviously, it would be awesome for me and for the folks around here if you feel being inside this place more often. No pressure, you've just been missed, my friend. Take care, K. ** Colin, Very cool about the high quality submissions. Yeah, I'm just blown away by how many really talented writers there seem to be everywhere these days. Some kind of renaissance, for sure. Of course I love that idea of you doing a 'Bean Spasms' type of mss. I've ordered the Dlugos book, and I'm hoping it's in the air and heading towards Paris. Fine Monday to you. ** Steevee, Lucky you too re: the 'ToL' screening. I've listened to the Tyler the Creator album once. I was pretty vastly impressed, but I need and want to spend some time within its thickness. It makes you feel very old? Interesting. How so? Thanks for the alert/link to that site. Sounds very fruitful, cool. Everyone, here's Steevee with a hot tip: 'I just discovered this awesome blog, which is full of free music downloads. I'm now listening to "Exotiste," a compilation of weird and spacey exotica. There are also links to things like Paul McCartney and David Bowie bootlegs, and far more obscure artists.' ** Andrew, Interesting that Friday the 13th chose UCLA. Bin Laden would have approved of that. ** Chris Cochrane, Hey, C. The festival could be cool. We'll see what range of possibilities there are once we have the big meeting. Ben is meeting with Serge next week about 'Them'. I might join in if they want/allow me to. I will go check out the Romanian music on your FB in just a bit. Nice. ** Statictick, Hey. I didn't know of that particular syndrome or disease, Hm. Yeah, gluten intolerance seems to be quite the buzz disease these days. The buzz aspect always makes me suspicious, but you giving it a name adds cement. Yeah, see what the doc says. I hope that's not your problem, although I guess it would constitute an easy if painful fix. Let me know, and enjoy Costello. ** Inthemostpeculiarway, Hey! I missed you, man. I miss yard sales. They don't do yard sales in Paris. I guess they would have to be sidewalk sales, and I guess that might be the problem. But, yeah, paying for your doodad at the resident's folding table and all that. That's a bit of American one can love sans any reservation. My mom used to do that kitten vs. cat thing as a reason not to have a cat. Cats have a really bad rap, and kittens, as cool as they are, are kind of overly beatified. Weird. Lovely 'strange/tight cold' paragraph. I hope you're keeping copies of your comments 'cos you don't want to lose this stuff come fiction (or nonfiction) writing time. That prom dress conversation was tricky. It made me laugh too, but don't tell your friend. That is sad for her. I mean things can mean things that the things in question can't convey to people who only see those things for what they mean generally. Hm, or something like that. Anyway, sadness is totally understandable. I found the fact that you gave that poor dying book a last bit of life and meaningfulness very touching. I'm all over the Cannes reviews too. I want to see the Lynne Ramsay, although most critics say it gets kind of conventional and disappointing towards the end. The Gus Van Sant sounds just as awful as I'd imagined it to be. Want to see the Woody Allen. Not sure about 'Sleeping Beauty' 'cos the reviews are pretty bad. Want to see the new Dardennes brothers movie called something like 'The Kid with the Bike', which everyone seems to love. Yeah, that Jodorowsky/Dune news is very exciting! Everyone, if you haven't heard, and here I'll quote Itmpw, ' ... the most exciting was news [out of Cannes] of a documentary about Jordowosky's failed Dune adaption, which would've been fourteen hours long and probably much better than Lynch's. Here's a promo.' I'll see what I can remember from my weekend. I worked on that possible zine. Blog stuff, email. I didn't end up doing Night of the Museums because Oscar and Kiddiepunk bailed and Yury wasn't into going out for that, so, oh well, and instead I watched the Eurovision Song Contest, and I ended up sort of watching it along with a number of my Facebook friends, and we volleyed our reactions during the broadcast via status updates, and that was fun. Even though people in the UK already knew and seemed to hate the Irish entry, which was this trash pop singing identical twin boy duo called Jedward, I'd never heard of them before, and I found them wacked out and charming, so I was rooting for them, but they lost semi-badly to this godawful, typical blah ballad singing group from Azerbaijan who were squaresville incarnate. Yesterday I had slight headache all day, which was annoying, of course, and resulted in me not doing that much. I worked a bit. I did coffee at the Recollets cafe with K&O. Gisele called to give me reports from Geneva where they're getting 'Last Spring, a Prequel' ready for its next appearance at a gallery there. I was supposed to meet up with a friend who flakes out on me about 2/3 of the times we're supposed to meet, and she flaked again, but it was just as well given my headache. Yeah, I think everything else as kind of typical and boring. Today might be okay, we'll see. There is that possibility. How was yours? ** The Dreadful Flying Glove, The post was adored. Don't let your subdued mood deceive you on that front. Yes, I think I understand that contradiction you came across quite well, in detail even. It's a scorcher, but it usually ends up enriching your current resolve, if memory serves. But, yeah. More sleep helps too. I hope it did by now. Hugs, Glove. ** Alan, Hey, man. Oh, right, fuck, I'm blanking on his last name if I'm thinking of the Bill you are. He's Blake's and Mark Doten's agent, if that helps. I'll try to remember, if not. ** Misanthrope, Hey, man. Sorry is a stupid word to say about your grandma. I know how incredibly complicated that must be emotionally. If you find yourself thinking, it's time, don't beat yourself up. Hang in there. Take a borderline back breaking bear hug from me, G., and lots of love. ** Okay, you get your monthly escorts post today and a little earlier than usual because I'm off to see and do some stuff that can't wait. Parse the array, and I'll see you tomorrow.

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