Friday Video: Toddlers & Tiaras With Tom Hanks

I first fell in love with Tom Hanks watching "Bosom Buddies" when I was younger and since "Splash" he's topped my favorite comic actor list. His body of work over the years has been stunning - "Philadelphia" absolutely melted me. The fact that he is still so damn funny and seems to be such a good human... Harem. Definitely.

God bless them for making this. More laugh out loud moments than I can count. "Sexy feet. Sexy Feet. SEXY FEET!!!" "Make Daddy love you... Earn it." And, ohmygawd, The Squirt Bottle!!!

I am peeing.