Amazing Facts About Presidents ...

In honor of President's Day I thought I would run down a list of strange and amazing facts about some of America's presidents.

1. George Washington was an outstanding basketball player. During down time during the revolutionary war he used to take on his soldiers in one-on-one games. Nobody could ever handle his crossover move.

2. John Adams was very gullible and would always fall for Aaron Burr's “pull my finger” joke.

3. Thomas Jefferson is Tyra Banks' great great great grandfather

4. James Madison had a penis extension

5. James Monroe invented the parlor game Naked Twister

6. John Qunicy Adams had a third nipple.

7. Andrew Jackson held the first Dance-Off Face-Off competition ever with John C. Calhoun. Calhoun won.

8. Martin Van Buren had a great sense of humor and actually did a comedy act at The Funny Bone in Baltimore on weekends under the name Marty Graw.

9. William Henry Harrison played the ukelele.

10. John Tyler taught tap dancing for extra income in the basement of the White House. His most famous student was Jimmy Davis, Sammy Davis Jr.'s great great grandfather.

11. James K Polk invented the polka dot shirt.

12. Zachary Taylor loved to boogie board.

13. Millard Fillmore loooooooved Vienna Sausages and had them for lunch almost daily.

14. Franklin Pierce was double jointed which made him VERY popular with the ladies.

15. James Buchanan wrote a great humor blog but nobody ever commented on it because he didn't comment on other blogs too.

16. Abe Lincoln used to call up Sec of State William Seward in the middle of the night and ask him if his refrigerator was running.

17. Andrew Johnson was a ninja.

18. Ulysses S. Grant threw right handed, but batted left.

19. Rutherford B Hayes required everyone to talk like a pirate during cabinet meetings.

20. James Garfield had a pet lizard named “Pookie”

21. Chester A Arthur's nickname was “Scooter.”

22. Grover Cleveland enjoyed a good mani/pedi every other Saturday.

23. Benjamin Harrison was the first president to have a stripper pole installed in the White House's basement pub.

24. Grover Cleveland enjoyed sword fighting .. you know what I mean boys. ;-)

25. William McKinley was an insanely boring man and there are no interesting facts about him.

26. Theodore Roosevelt was afraid of cats.

27. William Howard Taft was into yoga

28. Woodrow Wilson always wanted to be a chef instead of going into politics.

29. Warren Harding loved chick flicks.

30. Calvin Coolidge sucked at Scrabble and consistently lost to VP Dawes.

31. Herbert Hoover loved sushi.

32. FDR excelled at Bocci Ball

33. Harry S Truman did a hilarious monologue routine which he posted online every week instead of the Fireside Chats that FDR did.

34. Dwight Eisenhower was a leg man.

35. John F Kennedy hated Guinness beer but never said anything to keep his Irish street cred.

36. LBJ actually talked like Tom Brokaw and had to fake his Texas accent.

37. Richard Nixon loved hanging out in the White House sauna every evening. In his blue suit.

38. Gerald Ford was hung like a horse.

39. Jimmy Carter was an expert with nunchucks.

40. Ronald Reagan loved vampire movies.

41. George H. W. Bush listens to rap music.

42. Bill Clinton doesn't care for Bar-B-Q

43. George W Bush is an ass man.

44. Barack Obama loves Wild Irish Rose.

There you go, 44 amazing facts about our presidents that are totally made up 100% true because they are now on the internet.