Africa's World Cup?
A cursory glance at the match stats so far suggest it's been anything but Africa's World Cup. Of eight matches involving teams from the host continent (up to Friday 18th) only Ghana have managed to win, and every other game has resulted in a loss apart from South Africa's draw on the opening day. South America are the most successful continent by a country mile, with five wins and a draw from six matches. European teams are drawing more often than they are chalking up wins, but who would ever have thought that Germany, Spain and France would have trouble in the group stage?
Match Breakdown (as of June 18th, in order of success)South America
Matches 6
Won 5
Drawn 1
Lost 0
Europe Matches 11
Won 4
Drawn 5
Lost 2
North America
Matches 4
Won 1
Drawn 2
Lost 1
Asia & Australisia
Matches 6
Won 1
Drawn 2
Lost 3
Africa
Matches 8
Won 1
Drawn 1
Lost 6
Cup of Good Hop Match 23:
Germany 3
Mullered 41, 51, Badstubby 77
Serbia 2
Crossstic 13, Zigzagic 43Mullered 41, 51, Badstubby 77
Serbia 2
Two words sum up Erdinger for Deaks - well engineered. The Serbian beer is both big and well received 'it's much nicer than Stella - gets you in the mood,' says Stu, but ultimately it doesn't have enough to match Die Nationalelf, as the Germans are sometimes known. Peter seems to be failing to keep up with the pace when he says 'I might need a little time to finish Germany off,' and the double entredre is well received. James considers Erdinger to be 'subtle but powerful', with the team in full agreement that they should shave a narrow win.

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@billybragg USA continue their winning streak with a brilliant 2-2 victory over Slovenia
What! Another Drinking World Cup!
We've had an email from Tom Drummond , an app that allows you to pledge allegiance to your telling us about the Drinking World Cup allowing you to pledge your allegiance for your nation - indeed any nation of choice - by saying that you are going to drink on their behalf. Seems eminently sensible to us. Cheers!John Travolta putting a scientologist curse on the Australian team last week
Match 24:
Ghana 0
Australia 3
Kewl 27, Molehill 50, 52
Australia, like the Germans, consolidate after cancelling each other out in the first round of games. Ghana have no answer to the Aussie firepower, with very little by way of attack. Peter thought that Coopers 'beat Star pants down' and Deaks described it as 'special and refreshing. It's a top performer - good bowling Shane.' As far as Star was concerned, Dan picked up on their marketing message. 'They promise a million sparkling bubbles - and deliver considerably less.' James thought Star was 'lacklustre' and 'metallic', and it was clear to all that Star was going to be the whipping boy of Group D.
Group D Table
COGH Analysis: Germany have almost guaranteed themselves a place in the last sixteen with as their final fixture is against the lowly Ghana, but the tie that's going to wet many whistles is the one between the Socceroos and Serbia, with the Eastern Europeans needing all three points to progress.
Kewl 27, Molehill 50, 52
Australia, like the Germans, consolidate after cancelling each other out in the first round of games. Ghana have no answer to the Aussie firepower, with very little by way of attack. Peter thought that Coopers 'beat Star pants down' and Deaks described it as 'special and refreshing. It's a top performer - good bowling Shane.' As far as Star was concerned, Dan picked up on their marketing message. 'They promise a million sparkling bubbles - and deliver considerably less.' James thought Star was 'lacklustre' and 'metallic', and it was clear to all that Star was going to be the whipping boy of Group D.
Group D Table
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |||||||
| 1 | Australia | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 | |||||
| 2 | Germany | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 4 | |||||
| 3 | Serbia | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 | |||||
| 4 | Ghana | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 | |||||
COGH Analysis: Germany have almost guaranteed themselves a place in the last sixteen with as their final fixture is against the lowly Ghana, but the tie that's going to wet many whistles is the one between the Socceroos and Serbia, with the Eastern Europeans needing all three points to progress.









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