Monday, March 15, 2010

'Yep - that's right, I have a cunt' and other engaging repartee from DC's top international male escorts for the month of March 2010

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hotasssy12, 19
Centru, Romania

I wainting for you !Im an Escort

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More top
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
S&M Yes
Rate hour 20 Dollars
Rate night 80 Dollars



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Georg, 19
Austin, Texas

hello my name iis Georg and i searching some frends who wants to get some horny hours . i'm not that attractive guys. . .but i think my eyes can make you follow my every wish. Me?.. well, some people think i'm a funny guy, and some may not..? i'm a lil sarcastic and a guy who love to talk but also i'm silent in some ways.. Most peeps get me but those who don't probably think i'm an ass or something. I'm not really into material things that much coz that's just something I out grew I guess-Although I would LOVE to live in a Big Mansion with a ferrari(or two) parked in my wide & Beautiful landscape at some point in my life.(wheeeew!!LOL) -and I believe without a doubt there is a GOD and He's as real as you to me... I don't wanna go this far.

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active
CBT active
Fisting active
SM active
Bondage active
Dirty active
Kissing yes
Rate / Hour 120
Rate / Night 700


Review: 2 superb hours of total bottoming for the super fucker of all clients's dreams. He treated me like an animal, I could not believe that he could be so brutal judging of his sweet appearance, filling all of my holes with his huge cock meat. At the end he covered my thirst with his sweet juice and did not forget to honor my face with the last drops of pleasure leaving a baby skin shiny , a throat still hungry for more meat and an ass punished to the outmost but still wanting more and more. What else would anyone expect after such incredible fuck?

Handle: steve
You: a difficult to please


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TINTS, 22
Maharashtra, India

M STUDENT SERIOUS IN NEED OF MONEY AS I GOT GO TO UK FOR STUDIES
I WANNA DO MBA IN FINANCE TRIED ALOT FOR LOAN BUT FAILED
I KNOW ITS WRONG TO BE ESCORT BUT I GOT TO DO THIS
IF U LIKE ME GET IN TOUCH
ANY ONE TAKE ME HOME

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No
Oral Versatile
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
Rate hour 20 Euros
Rate night 150 Euros



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coitusinteruptus, 20
Miami

I want to meet someone who can make my life like a riddin' on a roller coaster! I want to have a someone who could make me happy regardless of his gender! You want some rare kind of cock, well Im only here if you are interested with my 11.5 cock!

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Piercings A few
Tattoos No
Smoker Socially
Rate hour ask


Review:
Did the model show up? Yes
Was the model on time? No
Did the model live up to your expectations? No
Did the model match his/her physical description? Yes
Would you hire this model again? No
Would you recommend this model? No

Don''t waste your time on this one fellas. It''s a lost cause. His personality alone is enough of a turn off no to waste the money. He''s a jerk and sucks in bed. Typical arrogant retail queen with a really bad attitude.

Handle: Sacredgeometrics
You: 32 year old muscle boy who needs a big dick but deserves more.


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badromance, 22
Katowice, Poland

Specifically, male man, sharp and strong, not only in the mouth ... I am also interested in Strong, hairy and old men with thick moustache who are rough in bed and can drive me crazy with their hair rubbing all over me. My partner is Ssuckmydick.

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Client age No restrictions
Language Polish, English
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night ask



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Juan69x, 18
Brussels

Soft: 100€/h
- Soft Lovegames: Hugs, kissing, riming, fingering, masturbation.
- No fuck

Normal Fuck: 150€/h
- Soft Lovegames + Fuck (only with condom). I can handle it ;D

Hard Lovegames: 150€/h
- Domination, soumission, etc. No limits (exept pain)!
- No penetration

Hard Fuck: 250€/h
- No limits exept barebacking and pain
- You do what you want to do ;)
- Don't be afraid of chocking me. I can do whatever you want even the most perverted things

Height 177cm (5'9")
Weight 59kg (130 lbs)
Body slim
Hair Length average, dark blond
Eye Colour brown
Body Hair little hair
Dick M
Cut no
Orientation Gay
Smoker no



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save_severin, 20
Strasbourg, France

" - Is this true that your wife has surprised you with the bed with David Bowie? - If Ca l' do stays not, you believe that Ca would be written in its book? " - M.Jagger

Young student Bi for evenings prohibited and rich in RocknRoll if you like to have a 20-year-old university boy to four legs alone for you awesome!

(Im smart enough so don't try your childish games with me.)

Height 190cm (6'2")
Weight 75kg (165 lbs)
Body slim
Hair Length other, dark blond
Eye Colour blue
Body Hair little hair
Dick -
Cut no
Orientation Bisexual
Smoker yes
Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Rate / Hour 100



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JuiceBar, 22
San Diego

Masculine & friendly 22 year old college student visiting the San Diego/Hillcrest area for a short while area with a huge reason to check me out! Whether you're looking for a hot erotic massage with some fun or a hot anonymous encounter to remember, I'm your guy. I am 100% drug & disease free with low hangin balls and a 10' inch uncut surprise!

COCK SIZE Extra Large
FORESKIN Uncut
BODY HAIR Smooth
HEIGHT 6' 2" (188cm)
WEIGHT 171lbs (78kg)
SEXUAL POSITION Versatile
SAFE SEX Always Safe
TASTES / SPECIALTIES / FETISHES Vanilla, Water Sports, Anal, Oral, Shaving, Kissing
SEXUAL ORIENTATION Bisexual
Escorts Out Rate $200 USD


Review: "Masculine and friendly 22 year old college student always horny and ready to work up a sweat with a huge reasson to check me out." "I very much welcome all types of guys of all ethnicitys, (sic) ages, and body types...." "Whether you're looking for a Therapeutic sports massage or you're in the mood for a more intimate body 2 body erotic massage or much, much more, I'm your guy...."

The above words that appear in JuiceBar's ads on various sites and were the principal reasons for my contacting JuiceBar, the man who uses the words "10 inch surprise" in two of his ads of the aforementioned sites. From what he rendered, he is definitely not a masseur in the actual sense of what this word presents. (His body to body moves and touch was fine, but his "10 inch surprise" never reacted!) Because I was not liking what I felt, I asked him if I could suck him. He obliged but remained extremely soft; I was not able to "bring him to full attention" in order to enjoy his purported "10 inch surprise." That was short-lived, too, as JuiceBar began to "bring me off."

I looked forward in having a wonderful and satisfying and pleasurable massage, one that I perhaps would have again and again. But it was all for naught. He did not allow me to enjoy his "pouty mouth and lips" and he definitely did not allow me to enjoy his dick or to get him raging hard even, and while he jacked me-- he was so far away that I could not reach his flaccid but thickish dick. What gives, man?

Handle: Axiom2001
You: ...retired professional "bear" who likes interactive tops, versatile guys who are well hung, insatiable deep kissers, non judgmental, conversant, and men who are out to give stellar service to their clients.


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DrBeaverBoy, 22
Dallas

Yep, that's right - I have a cunt. I'm a boy with a real, warm, wet, tight pussy. This certainly makes me different, but I also stand out because I'm genuine, intelligent, happy, and passionate. m not afraid of sharing who I am, and I think that’s something that really sets me apart, as an escort and as a person. I want to share who I am with you and I want to learn who you really are. Your joys, frustrations, pleasures, quirks… and simply what your presence *feels* like.

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active / passive
CBT active
Fisting active
SM active / passive
Bondage active / passive
Dirty -
Kissing yes
Rate / Hour 0
Rate / Night 0



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sal, 19
Mexico City

looking for a good time? mock me.... only for serious takers. and if you want me to suck you and you wanna fuck me, it will be 10000 pesos. a little shy when meeting a foreign piersoana. shame me. sal is a serious guy and I do not like lying thieves

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Top only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Top only
Piercings A few
Tattoos A few
Smoker Yes
Sex Bisexual
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night 200 Dollars



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sweetapples, 20
Berlin

people can get what ever they want but cannot use it as they like but here is a chance to get me and use me as they like but be careful still virgin iv ass so may hurt .........heyy guyss wanna know what is like to beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position More bottom
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 40 Dollars
Rate night 150 Dollars



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John Cer, 20
Prague

Hello, I am John Cer... blond twink porn star (Bareback Bitch Breeders, Dump Your Cum In My Face, Graduation Gang Bang). I want your mercliess bitch-ride. I'm a helpless bitch at your complete mercy. Force your prey into the bedroom and launch an unrestrained attack on my tight, but very hungry asshole, pumping the contents of your balls onto my pucker as if to underline the point. Dildo-Hungry Twink Needs Hot Raw Cock. If you’ve seen anything of me elsewhere you’ll already know I'm something of a bitch-on-heat. You can’t wait to spew the entire contents of your balls down this young guy’s throat. I'm a crazy, lusted-up, dick-hungry bitch who will do anything to get hard, raw cock up my ass. And who said romance had gone out of prostitution …?

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros


Review: Cer's got a smile so engagingly contagious, you'll be glad there's no vaccine. Seriously, every time I switched positions while fucking him, or he paused while sucking my dick, or I pulled back a bit from our near continual embrace, he was smiling. And I couldn't help but smile back (as much as I could anyway, with his ass, cock, balls or tongue in my mouth.) AJ is scorching hot with a perfect ass, and clearly a good lookin’ mug.

While making out some on the bed I started plucking his sensational hole like a ukulele. He loved it. I rolled him over so I could admire it up close. Perfect. Pink, like a puppy’s gums, and TIGHT! ive me a minute. I lifted each of this marble thighs onto my shoulders, rubbered up, and fucked the shit out of him. I pummeled his ass while he was on his back, he smile-grimmaced while I pushed in and out and I felt his hole moving with me. I once tried to deflect a dance request by telling my best friend, “I fuck better than I dance.” Well, I gotta admit fucking AJ FELT like a tango. We coordinated every move perfectly. So I guess I do dance.

I scooped him up into a sitting position and he wrapped his arms around my dick and really fucking rode me hard. From this position I could nibble gently on his chocolate chip tits. Both my hands cupped his tighty whitey butt, and together we’d raise him to the tip of my dick, then let go and he’d fall all the way back down. It was like the best foot rub I could ever imagine, except it was happening to my dick. Each time I made his lower gums open and close his face smiled and grimmaced in time.

I told him to get on all 4’s. He’s got these lightly hairy calves I haven’t mentioned yet. On the whole I would definitely classify AJ as smooth. And it’s for that reason that while fucking him HARD doggie style, his calves on either side of mine stood out as something quite hot. When I moved in and out they felt like soft blanket rubbing against my legs. I rolled him on his side, fucked the bejesus out of him once more, then pulled out and with help and inspiration from him I managed to jack off to climax while kissing and smiling together and firmly and deeply thumbing his hole one last time so I could imprint it in my brain till next time, soon.

Handle: Thumper1
You: 38 year old fuck Machine who had a very VERY good ThanksGiving (and giving and giving).


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ComaBlack, 21
Dortmund, Germany

| Queer | Radicalist | Art | Activist | Fag | Mad | Feminist | Hard Fuck | Lots of Sperm

Or do you look for a boy (who is not that sort of dumbnut like the rest)?

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking Bottom only
Oral Top
Fetish Skater, Underwear, Skins & Punks, Boots, Jeans
Client age Users between 18 and 39
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros



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omnadreen, 21
Bucharest, Romania

Do You think I'm attractive? Well than You should see me naked... I will totally blow Your mind! I'M ALWAYS HUNG! I have one of the best chests seen in ages, it's perfectly formed with a splattering of chest ringlets. Wait All The People To Try ME. If you are younger than 30 don't.

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
Rate hour 60 Euros
Rate night 200 Euros


Review: Omnadreen is exactly how he looks in his pictures. But I find it disarming to meet any person who doesn't really smile in pictures, or in real life. He rarely made eye contact with me, conversation was stunted and one-sided at best, and he often contradicted himself.

As the minutes ticked by, I felt the expectation of improvement fading. I became more direct in asking him to do something, largely out of boredom; I asked if I could fuck him - he said he hadn't douched, which I think is poor hygiene and unprofessional; I had douched, and asked if he could fuck me - he remarked that I was too tight but his erection was less than impressive.

By this point, I wanted to get the sex over with as I feel the afterglow and affection can usually turn a bad situation around. I rimmed his ass and I came while he just layed there. It was then that I realised how shallow he was, and that his story didn't always really add up.

Now, after nearly four weeks, I've decided to write my review. It burdens me to review him in such a way that I am now; since the occasion, I have been conflicted in my mind and of my feelings. I understand that behind the escort are men with feelings and emotions. I do not write this to hurt omnadeen - I do it so that, in consideration, he may look at ways he could have a lot to offer.

Handle: Monkey
You: Good looking mid-20's guy who is somewhat overweight, but also big where it counts; smart, sexy and tactile, but shy and lacking self-esteem. Loves spending time and money on charming GENTLEMAN.


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Evan James, 18
Los Angeles

i am not here to offer you sex I am here to give you the pleasure and feelings that you never got . i can feel that you want me and I want you twice as much . the single diference between me and a lover is that you will have your independency. I am not promissing anything but you will feel everything .

Fucking active / passive
Oral active / passive
Watersports active
CBT active
Fisting active
SM active
Bondage active
Dirty active
Kissing yes
Rate / Hour 120
Rate / Night 700



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kissme62, 18
Lille, France

i will make you happy...lets start to be friend first....i know that all starts with one hello...lets talk so we should know what will happen.....im very kind to animals like you...

Dicksize No entry
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Rate hour 100 Dollars
Rate night 200 Dollars



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felipe_33, 20
Lausanne, Switzerland

im from espanha for you sexo total im like sex passiv active end passiv im like total sex

Dicksize XL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 150 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros



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niko_18, 18
Amsterdam

Thankfully stranger, I am absolutely homo too so you know it's a matter of period before you get to joint in your confection victim and your thick gazabo juice oozes out-moded of your fat cock and patters down on to my body.

Sexual Services: Kissing, Striptease, Massage, Threesome (Male/Female), Threesome (Male/Male), Threesome (Female/Female), S&M (Active), Rimming (Active), Rimming (Passive), Pee sex (Active), Blowjob (Active), Blowjob (Passive), Anal sex (Active)

Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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crazy_oznerol, 23
Mittelland, Switzerland

Hot Sexy Professional and connectected to your ass. I enjoy sex and work your ass off to please you. When I walk in the room the first time you'll be completely taken aback by how fuckin hot and stunningly beautiful I am..... I am the hands down best fuck ever with a melt in your mouth cock and a University degree and board of directors work experience.; Hire me!

Dicksize L, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing Consent
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Piercings No
Tattoos A few
Smoker Yes
Sex No entry
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask



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amoore, 24
Oslo, Norway

Submissive. Since I'm going to hell I break all the rules now. Do whatever you like with me, youre every dirtiest fantasy.

Height 171cm (5'7")
Weight 66kg (146 lbs)
Body average
Hair Length short, dark blond
Eye Colour blue
Body Hair little hair
Dick M
Fucking passive
Oral passive
Watersports passive
CBT -
Fisting passive
Rate / Hour 250
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