I could totally be an astronaut, cuz fake food is my fave food.I’d rather eat a protein bar wrapped in aluminum than a big ass steak glistening with blood and fat.Cereal is good. So are ice pops and juice shakes and candy.That said, my fake food thing has nothing to do with being a vegetarian. Cuz I’m not a vegetarian. I’ll eat bacon bits and popcorn fried chicken before I’ll slice into