Hey-OOOOOOOO Part II ...

Okay, so I guess it's time for another round of monologue jokes. This time I decided to jazz it up a bit by recording it and adding some flourishes to it. So, just click on the player below which won't show up in Google Reader. However, at the bottom of this post there WILL be a player that will ONLY show up in Google Reader. The audio is 2 minutes long. 

Now I know that some of you are at work and can't play the audio because it's been disabled or there aren't any speakers. So, for you I will say GET THE HELL BACK TO WORK type out the monologue jokes because I am so fucking thoughtful that way. And maybe when you get the chance you can go back and listen to the audio. 

Hitler's oldest bodyguard says that he simply cannot keep up with all the fan mail he gets. Of course, 90% of the fan mail he gets simply says “Obama = Hitler. Amirite?”

AOL bought The Huffington Post last week for $315 million dollars. Now when millions of people try to access The Huffington Post they'll get a busy signal.

Congresswoman Gabby Giffords has started speaking! Friends and family say she's using short and simple words. Doctors call this the “Palin Level” of recovery.

Former President George W Bush has canceled an upcoming trip to Switzerland because he worried about possibly being arrested there for war crimes. Apparently Switzerland only tolerates movie producers who rape teenage girls and the Nazis.

Wake Forrest baseball coach Tom Walter donated a kidney to one of his players who was in desperate need of a transplant. The NCAA immediately ruled the kid ineligible for receiving improper benefits.

Lindsay Lohan is facing possible jail time after being accused of stealing a necklace. Charlie Sheen promises to go visit her there as soon as he's done banging a couple of hookers, snorting a kilo of cocaine and physically abusing another girlfriend.

Last month's blizzard in Chicago was so bad that parts of Wrigley Field were damaged and broke off. Which is odd, because the Cubs don't normally fall apart until June.

Okay, that's enough for this week. Add your own rimshots and hey-o's as needed.

Like I said, if you're reading this in your Reader, the player will show up at the bottom of the post. I hope.

And, in case nothing works, here's a direct link:
http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-91998/TS-452608.mp3