Internetland - I am totally not kidding about finding a wonderful man for my Mom. Come on, look at her. She is darling and amazing and clever and generous and smart and has the most beautiful blue eyes this side of the Mississippi. What older-yet-vibrant, literate, kind, funny, movie ticket holding, chocolate loving, Jewish man wouldn't want to hit that?
Pick your brains. Search your family trees, address books and inboxes. Ask Jesus. Ask Abby. Work with me here... The woman hasn't been properly loved since my gay dad in the 70's (so it's debatable how properly she was thrown down and adored even then - she will argue with me that they had a great sex life. I say, "Ewwww. And, Mom, you oughta try a straight man. Seriously.") There's got to be one incredible man out there to match the one and only CLP.
Bueller...? Bueller...?
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