Monday, May 17, 2010

'I'm always in fire burning roasting smoking' and other little memoirs from DC's top international male escorts of May 2010

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DeliciousJosh, 19
London

My personality is not a fashion, it's who I am, and it never goes out of style.
I'm an uncut bottom waiting to be popped and sinsilated by a certain you.
I fancy a nice load of cum in mouth may even swallow :-o - - - c===3
I'm Josh, leased to meet you.

Height 186cm (6'1")
Weight 65kg (143 lbs)
Body slim
Hair Length average, brown
Eye Colour brown
Body Hair little hair
Dick XL
Cut no
Rate / Hour 200



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HugoMoonpie, 21
Cannes

funny, love to sex with older women, love to play bellybutton and to be played navel bellybutton too, but here i am. strange! hello nice guys here.

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking More bottom
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Passive
S&M Soft SM only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 100 Euros
Rate night 500 Euros



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wanted4sex, 20
Manchester

not much to tell really, got 3 cats and a jack russel if you want me in ur bed i will be delivered right at ur door . cool huh ?

Smoker Yes
Sex Gay
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50
Rate night 200



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porno18star, 18
London

I invite you to miles meetings. I am 18 years :-). if you have for me is no difference. P.S. I dream everything you want. P.P.S. Smooth as a hare. P.P.P.S. I need money to support my studies. Yes guys, I am an intellectual :-) P.P.P.S. Suck and lets go!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Sex Bisexual
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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TRANSBOY22, 22
Berlin

SMALL BOY WITH PUSSY -
SMALL BOY WITHOUT A COCK
people with handicap are welcome!
Forget the stress of everyday life!
¡¡¡¡STOP!!!! Touch and enjoy me!!!!
¡¡¡ STOOOP !!!!

Dicksize No entry
Position Bottom only
Kissing Consent
Fucking More bottom
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask



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hotboyWOW, 20
Stockholm

I look pretty sad, however, I am not.. I am just thinking, that is all .. I am thin, I can say...But still, do I have to be perfect to make you happy ?

Dicksize M, Uncut
Position More top
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty No
Fisting Active
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask


Review: hotboyWOW is a boy who was born to be a bottom, and he LOVES it. He is impeccably clean, and I would have been happy to pack a lunch and spend the day there. I liked watching it reverberate with each stroke. He makes great faces. He is a little fella, but I hit that ass like a soda machine that took my last quarter.

Handle: BadMammaJamma
You: I'm an adult entertainer in my thirties, considered hot by many, who would rather hire than deal with the crap associated with dating.


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whateva_u_want, 20
Sydney

hello rich guys...wanna taste my fresh ass...??? hi customers, happy to see you all here. i am here to serve you with my mouth hole??? let come serious people and you don't write empty messages and I am playing the football.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Bottom only
Kissing No entry
Fucking Bottom only
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting Active / passive
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 150 Dollars



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Kaydn Kalloway, 18
Austin, Texas

I'm equipped with education, charm, high spirits, elegance, good looks, and a well rounded personality. I'm Kaydn. Anything from dinner to sightseeing, or visiting the opera to a little quiet time at a cafe suits my fancy. There is so much that can be explored with the right time and place! I'm spirituality, talent, and personality all wrapped up into one.

Height 6'0
Weight 135
Hair Blonde
Eyes Blue
Travels Nationally
Position ask
Rates ask



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Batmaaan, 19
London

If you should choose me... well take a look and you'll see yourself...

Per Hour Charges: £160 Out Call
Per Two Charges: £240 Out Call
Per Night Charges: £720 Out Call 8hr


Review: He decided he wanted to be fucked. So TO BE NICE, I went to take a viagra but in fact it's caverject I needed for that session. He didn't let the viagra work, after 5 minutes he asked me to play with his nipples and he was so excited that he shot his big load. TO BE NICE I asked him to leave, even if he wanted to argue, before Dr Jekill gets out with his big can of bug spray. TO BE NICE, I paid him, and he told me to keep it and go meet a psychologist. As he closed the door the viagra kicked in.

Handle: Ilikemusclessometimes
You: Late 40s good looking average build guy. I usually like dom tops.


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pcd4210, 18
Lyon, France

I'm always in fire burning roasting smoking. I'm so exciting.

Fucking passive
Oral passive
Watersports -
CBT -
Fisting -
SM -
Bondage -
Dirty -
Kissing yes
Rate / Hour 100
Rate / Night 200



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yahoo.rose.sunrise, 23
Berlin

I like foreigner only at any age and i can assure u u will also like me,my age 23,height 5 ft 9 inch,very fair. I like kissing,hugging,smootching,69,anal in diffrent action. I'm always horny YES, NOW! And i can assure u u will remember me for whole life. i also want u to tell u dat i am a gud service.

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Bottom
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active / passive
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 50 Euro
Rate night 100 Euro



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nash, 19
Barcelona

im versatile versatile i like versatile and lick my balls hard and all of my body hmmmmmmFFFFF
i do not speak much English but i defend myself a little.

Dicksize M, Cut
Position Versatile
Kissing No
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Fetish Jeans
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 500 Dollars
Rate night 100 Dollars


Review: This guy may be named nash but believe me it is a synonym for Superman. His personality is that of Clark Kent till he moves into a session – then Superman shows up. As we progress, I could suddenly feel he was endowed as Superman also. I rarely go back twice but I have an appointment next week and I know Superman will show up.

Handle: Batman
You: Business professional, 65yo and overweight (made no difference to Superman). The hunt is over!


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guy-217, 21
Ghent, Belgium

I HAVE BIG BALLS! I CUM A LOT!!!
SMART, REFINED, CULTURED GUY!!!!
DIRTY? HORNY? PERVY?
I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT CAN BE DESCRIBED BY THEM WORDS!

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Fisting Active
S&M Soft SM only
Rate hour 80 Euros
Rate night 300 Euros



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little-dream-for-you, 19
Cologne

Users here should know that practicing escort is something different then what we see in the woods and "Hauptbahnof" and i dont need help from anyone and for sure no one will get any income on my behalf that have- will- and meet me :-)

Dicksize L, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty WS only
Client age No restrictions
Rate hour 120 Euros
Rate night 450 Euros


Review: Inside my relaxing hotel room decorated in muted earth tones, I gasped as Little-Dream came in ... Sir! are you ready for me? he mused.

Ready??? I am dying of anxiety.

Little-Dream found my know G Spots and hitherto unknown ones. The soft pressures of brushing my Little Kennedy excited me to no end.

"How am I doing sir?" Little-Dream would ask every 10 minutes...to which I could only try to nod my head in approval.

I took charge as I always do halfway thu the encounter. I begged him to kiss me softly on the lips. I felt his hesitation...but the mint candy and what I believe to be my soft lips quality coupled with a sexual command prompted him to deliver the unexpected: Deep French kisses and tongue exploration of my vibrating body.

"Sir, do you want me to cum?"

"Cum!?" was an understatement. I wanted him to explode and I prepared myself to deliver the definitive tongue twisting mouth massage of my life.

I came, I saw, I cum...

Tomorrow is another day.

Handle: Macho66
You: You: I feel young at 35... Raw... exotic...liberating. I have a penchant for guys whose inherent facial features evoke a teen mystic.


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HOTTmIkeFred, 20
Bucharest, Romania

I have no place. I am a person who performs work irresistible to your home. The White Fluid that gives me pleasure. I can not promise you that you're sorry.

Dicksize XXL, Uncut
Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Versatile
Oral Versatile
Dirty Yes
Fisting No entry
S&M Yes
Rate hour 50 Dollars
Rate night 300 Dollars



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LondonEsc, 19
London

although I think men over the age of 30 are worthless to spend my shit on, I know that there are pathetic fags out there who wants to eat my shit and drink my piss from a british hole.

piss- 10 euros
shit- 35 euros
puke- 50 euros

i also torture and humiliate idiot fags, but i usually just rather use you as a toilet.

Position Top only
Kissing No
Fucking Top only
Oral Top
Dirty Yes
Fisting Active



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lickme22, 24
Madrid

nobody like to b called a boy,but..........
i need money to live as i like
am from a good family
i have loving dear ones
styill....am like this
i dont know what to do

Position Versatile
Kissing Yes
Fucking Top only
Oral No entry
Dirty WS only
Rate hour 1000 Dollars
Rate night 3000 Dollars



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tonplusgrandfantasme, 20
Brussels

*Feel like calling another Six-Packed Escort-Boy; but already know 'what that tastes like' (when they're left an hour later...), and (sub-)consciously longing for SOMETHING DIFFERENT/ potentially MORE (lasting)? You think of them! and then you'll let me know! Or rather: STOP THINKING!: just go with the flow! & if you're curious, feeling tempted: IT MAY BE SIGNIFICANT OF SOMETHING: ( if you decided you're offering yourself 'sex tonight': I am not your 'chicken'!) Low cost-high service please call me bhushy.

Dicksize No entry
Position No entry
Kissing No entry
Fucking No entry
Oral No entry
Dirty No entry
Fisting No entry
S&M No entry
Rate hour ask
Rate night ask

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p.s. RIP: Dio. Hey. As you can see, the blog has regained its familiar form. Thanks again everybody for the amazing, marathon party. I'm in Brest. There's nothing to report yet because I got here late last night, and work will formally commence as soon as I finish the p.s. Since I'm due in the theater asap, I'll go ahead and get this started. ** Oliver, Thanks a lot, man, and thank you for the pertinent, piquant, and just generally and oddly great gift. ** Kiddiepunk, Dude, if it wasn't for that website you made about my stuff, this blog would never ever ever have happened. Biggest thanks of all to you, my friend. Keep Paris Parisian while I'm gone, okay? ** Toniok, Big ditto on what I said to Oliver. Thank you for the words, the gift, the everything. ** David, Thank you, man. Here's to unbound lifestyles. ** Chris (British), When I was a teen, my friends used to hypnotize me all the time when we were bored for entertainment purposes because I'd go under at the veritable drop of a hat, and might still. It worked like a charm on me. I did all sorts of embarrassing and logic defying things. But I'm really afraid of heights, and I think someone would have to kill me and throw my corpse out of a plane to get me to skydive. ** Flit, Cheers to you, man. ** Math, Oh, really, really, really nice! Everyone, here's the real and knock-out late-breaking birthday gift Math gave to the blog. Check it. I didn't know In 'n' Out served grilled cheese sandwiches. Best fast food burgers in the world circa the late 60s, at least. I might be a little worried that the sandwiches were grilled in the meat juice off the burgers, but, okay, I'll try one next trip. ** David Ehrenstein, Very interesting 'Marienbad' news, yeah. Thanks a lot for that. And I didn't know that Charlie Chaplin stuff at all. Very helpful, excellent FaBlog post. Everyone, let me guess you'll want to read/see a FaBlog post by the eminent David E entitled 'The Persecution and Character Assassination of Roman Polanski As Performed By The State of California Under the Direction of Steve Cooley'. I'm right, right? Use the link two sentences back. ** Dennis Cooper, Think nothing of it. ** No more teenagekicks, *bows deeply and types at the same time* ** Dizzy Giggleflix, Hey there, welcome, thanks for coming and for the gift. No need for any deep confusion. I loved it, and I bet I won't be the only one. Everyone, late birthday gift from this new guy Dizzy Giggleflix. It's a beauty. I think you'll think so too. Find out. Click this. Who's Xag. Are you Xag? Kudos, sir, and do hang out here when and the if the mood strikes. ** Waiting for John, If it makes you happy, sure. It'll be my first ever block if I can figure out how to do a block, and for such a worthy cause! ** JW Veldhoen, xxoo, me. I've thought about teaching in a formal university way, but the formal part, the routine, the schedule, etc. always stops me. I think that part would harm other things about me. Never say never, I guess. ** Kier, I saw your comment at some point on Saturday and restored the gift to its full power. I'm really sorry about that. My eyes must have been crossed. And, you know, thank you for an utterly spectacular gift. Blushes galore. And boatloads of love from the blog and me too. ** Christopher/ Mark, Happy 72nd, Mark! It's weird, I guess: I sort of unconsciously think that everybody here is roughly my own age, and that age is ... who knows? Neither here nor there. Take care, and hugs. ** Casey McKinney, How did the readings go? I'd love to hear. When's the last time you did a public reading of your writing? ** Bill, Leather Nun, nice. My nun music association is this 70s punk era SF band called 'The Nuns'. You know of them at all? They had one really cool song about what's his name ... Bill ... I'm blanking ... the guy who ran the Fillmore ... called 'Decadent Jew'. I think your new Zurich friend looks even cooler than your new Vienna friend, if that's even possible. ** Sypha, Aw, thanks, James. You're a huge reason why this place rocks, let me tell you. ** Shai W. Thanatos, Well, well, well, the prodigal son comes home. Very nice to see you, Sir Shai, and thank you. You good? Actually, those two plus Justin Beiber would have made for a very hot three-way, no? ** Alan, Hey, hey, hey, big A! ** BLAKE BUTLER, Hey, Blake! Oh, man, thanks so very much for the visit and for the birthday thumbs up. You doing very okay, I take it? I'm literally crawling out my skin waiting for your novel. All the best and lots of love back to you. ** Will Decker, No, thank you, Will! You doing well? Thanks for everything and just for being you. ** Pascal, Hey, man! A belated thank you for the awesome gift. It was super enjoyed. ** The Dreadful Flying Glove, Oh, gee, thank you, man. Thank you very kindly for that. Getting to know you has been such a great reward. ** Joseph, By Paris standards, the nachos were kind of divine. By the standards I'm used to, they weren't too shappy, just maybe little lumpen. Awesome: you have a review of the Bailey book on the Rumpus. I just bookmarked it for the first coffee break I can manage to take today. Everyone, d.l. Joseph aka the writer to beat Joseph Goosey has a review of the excellent Daniel Bailey's book 'The Drunk Sonnets' newly up at The Rumpus, and do yourselves a big favor by clicking this. No, I haven't read Jesse Ball unless I'm spacing out this morning. So I'm curious to hear your thoughts before I either dive in or not. ** Killer Luka, Hey, K! I really want to hear about the Steadman thing, naturally. But toothsome vags come first, of course. Buck teeth or not? ** Blendin, Thank you, buddy of mine. The blog loves you right back. I have it on the highest authority. ** Paul Curran, Dude, I'm just your crowd surfer and stage diver, but thanks for catching me. ** Oscar B, The trip to Brest was long, long, lonnnnng, but smooth. But now I'm stuck here. Did you guys go see the photo show? How the heck was it? Miss you already, pal. ** L@rstonovich, Nice night out there, man. Darts sounds so good. I haven't seen a dart board in all the going on five years I've been here. Thanks for the love, and please do take a bunch mine in return. Yeah, maybe Cody will finally get me to Portland, hm. Makes sense. ** JoeM, As I recall, the official or given reason why Bowie wouldn't let Todd Haynes use any of his music in 'Velvet Goldmine' was because he was developing his own Glam/Ziggy musical, so who knows what's up his current sleeve? (I write that before seeing your second comment saying the same thing, oops). I was surprised when someone noted that there hasn't been an ABBA Day here. Quite strange. Obviously, I'll have a look into rectifying that slight. The second Young Jacob photo would make for a great escort ad. The 43 year old version would make for a great ... JoeM link. Did make, I mean. ** Distimium, Oh, how great of you to come to the party, man. It's really nice to see you! Five years ago ... so strange, isn't it? I can't quite get my mind around that amount of time. Weird. I hope everything is going great with you. Is it? Love to you, Mr. D. ** Wolf, Wolf! Wow, I had seen blurry photos of the Dutch plane crash surviving kid, but not anything like those. They're kind of disturbingly 'breathing tube by Ralph Lauren' type shots. Beautiful, though. Yeah, that poor kid. Like Dutch children aren't complicated enough already. How's it hanging, Wolfster? ** STOPHEREYES, Yeah, just nurture it. The instincts are totally there, and its early life speaks for itself. I'll stay tuned, for sure. And how are you on this fine-ish -- at least in France -- Monday morning? ** Statictick, Yeah, the very same Mike Kelley. The book I was thinking about and referring to is 'Mike Kelley, Foul Perfection: Essays and Criticism (MIT Press). Fantastic book, very recommended. I think there's one other book of Mike's writings, but that one's the biggest, the best. ** Pisycaca, Hi, Montse! Thank you, my sweet friend. You still on for Avignon? We're here trying to make that possible trip worthwhile. Fingers crossed. I don't know 'Kynodontas' at all. Is it in theaters or on DVD? I'll peel my eyes for it. Thank you, pal. ** Ken Baumann, The PM vegetarian burrito is insane too. The traditional one more than the grilled vegetable one for me. And their nachos can make you walk bowlegged. I mean that in the good way, if there is a good way, and I swear there is. ** _Black_Acrylic, Thanks for the good words, Ben. Frank Sidebottom! Now that's funny, kind of golden interview idea. Ah, your YnY sonic wing is launched, is it? Everyone, if the words Yuck n' Yum AGK mean anything to you, and especially if they don't, hit this clickable word. Very nice. I'll explore as soon as time and space allow. ** Steevee, Glad you made it back before the party's final bell or whatever. I'll watch for 'Petition'. Thanks. ** Jesse Hudson, Hi, J., thank you. My sky is full of seagulls. ** Justin, Glad you'll be around this week assuming the dad visit delay isn't too much of a drag. Wow, that is crazy about your sister. That's almost a national news story. I'll see if my publisher will spring for a cannibal themed and worthy cake assuming, that is, they like the novel enough to publish it. You never know. Pleasant day, man. ** Nb, There were telltale differences. My sentences were better than 'mine', for instance. One last drop of the old jaw about and for that culminating gift of yours and M's. Yikes. ** Misanthrope, Oh, man, I am blushing up a storm over here, but I won't do my deflecting thing, and I'll just say thank you. Make your mom go to the doctor. Seriously, that is very scary, and you can't just let that possibility slide. It's really important. You know that. ** Inthemostpeculiarway, I'm happy that you enjoyed the field of dreams. Yuck, I mean the birthday party. You thought some of what you'd written is decent? Of course it fucking is and much more, I'm sure, but it's nice that you think so 'cos you're the boss of it for now. Well, for forever, I guess, but ... you know what I mean. Your Saturday night sounds wilder and consequently better than mine, but I'll graph my version out anyway. But first, if I can remember anything that happened before night fell ... hm, oh right, I had that long interview. This journalist guy and his translator came by at 1:30, and we trooped up into my room, and then I answered questions for about 3 1/2 hours. First, they asked me kind of chronological questions about my life and family and school days and stuff going up until I wrote 'Closer', and then they did a more literary inquisition kind of thing. It was okay, I think. The journalist seemed like he totally gets my work, so the questions were smart. I guess they're going to email me even more questions this week. Very thorough, that magazine. All that thinking and talking burnt me out, but for a good cause, I guess. Then I tried to wake my brain cells up, and kind of did, and around 7 pm I set off with Oscar to the Palais de Tokyo shebang. We met up there with Yury and his friend Lena and went inside. It was fun. These strippers from the famous Crazy Horse casino/strip joint did a topless militaristic looking toy soldier routine that was almost kind of Matthew Barney-like. The museum had a casino set up where you could gamble, but we just watched. And there were old videogame consoles -- Pacman, Street Fighter, and the like. The only bad thing was that they had closed off a big part of the museum and some artist had created this environment in the dark or something in there, and small groups were allowed to explore it with flashlights, but the tickets for that event were snapped up before we could get any, and that sucked. So we just wandered around and drank some beer and so on until we'd done/seen everything and left at around 10:30 pm. Oscar went off clubbing with a friend, and Lena went somewhere or other, and Yury and I came home whereupon I crashed and he stayed up very late as he always does doing stuff on the internet. On Sunday, I mostly got ready for the Brest trip. I had a coffee with Kiddiepunk and Oscar. I worked on the theater text, and maybe it's finished, I don't know. I'm going to run it by Gisele in a few minutes. At 6 pm, I took the train, and it was a long 4 1/2 hours but not any worse than usual, during which I stared out the window and read the new issue of Mojo and smoked at every stop the train made, arriving here at about 11 pm. Got the hotel room, ate something, watched a documentary about Oliver Stone making that doocumentary about Hugo Chavez, and that was whatever enough to keep me awake a short while, but my eyes eventually closed. That's the scoop. How's Monday? ** 'Stoopid Slapped Puppies', Hey, Nick. Even though I and everyone else here will miss you like crazy while you're away in Spin, it sounds like a very good, wise move to get away and try to get the brighter future in place. I'm really glad your imagination has gone there. The first of your posts is almost two weeks from now, so you might make it back in time, but, if not, I'll remind everyone that you're indisposed for great reasons. I hope that goes really well, man, and that it turns the tide, clears the air, rearranges your feelings, and all that stuff. Come back as soon as you can and are ready, and we'll be projecting all kinds of love to you until then, so feel around yourself for it 'cos it'll be there. ** I think I'm about to head out of here now. Yes, I am. Out of the blog's backstage and onto a tree-filled, foggy, hologram smothered stage. Let my slaves tide you over until tomorrow, and take care, and I'll see you shortly.

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