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WANTED:

The Crafty Minx & Mac Packin' Mama

Most recently, these rabble-rousers have been caught in their minivan hustling down a Nebraska highway. Other possible indictments may include, but are not limited to...

• Fanatical jumping on private property. Repeatedly. 
• Superfluous giggling. 
• Consuming an amplitude of the java brew.
• Indulgent photography of the self portrait variety.
• Random acts of merriment.
• Premeditated hoopla.
• Enthusiastic thesaurus usage.

REWARD:

Lollipop$

(Anyone with information regarding these rascals should leave a comment immediately.)