Time for Jay and Conan to Delurk and Flash Me, or Something ...

So I just found out this morning from Dana that today is National Delurking Day.  I really wish I knew these things in advance.  The last couple of years Tink reminded me about it a day early, but since she’s left the Bloggerhood, nobody stepped up and took her place to help me out.  Come on people!

Anyway, it’s still the 14th so I haven’t missed it. 


So, come on in, grab a beer and introduce yourself folks.  There’s no reason to be afraid.  We’re all nice folks here. 


You know, I was just thinking.  My Blogiversary was on the 12th.  It would really be much more convenient for me if they would move this National Delurking Day thing to the 12th.  And really, accommodating me should be on top of everyone’s list.  I’m kind of like Jay Leno in that way.  It’s all about me.



You know, I don’t even like Conan O’Brien.  I don’t find him that funny.  He’s weird.  He sucks as an interviewer.  But, when something like this late night war happens, you gotta take sides.  And to me there isn’t much question about what to do here.  Jay Leno is a selfish, backstabbing, entitled asshole.  He is the one who has failed here.  His prime time show is a stinker and has to be cancelled.  So, why should everyone else be forced to accommodate him?

Speaking of assholes, or at least assholes that have been violated, did you know that on the page where you can buy Communion Wafers on Amazon, the little “People who searched for this item also searched for” area shows “Astroglide?”


Well, it does.  And folks, that’s funny.  Way funnier than Jay Leno or Conan O’Brien.


So anyway, like I said.  Apparently it’s National Delurking Day.  Like I said, there’s no reason to be afraid.  Everyone is welcome here. 

So, come on in and say hello. 

And by “hello” I mean, flash me.