This disappoints me for a couple of reasons. 1) It means that people (specifically Americans) aren’t as pervy as I thought. And, 2) People (specifically Americans) have even shittier taste than I thought.
Hey, I’m not saying I don’t want to see Megan Fox Naked. I’m just saying that Miley Cyrus Naked should have gotten more hits. Mostly because she’s actually better looking than Fox and Fox has absolutely zero talent, not to mention that she’s really stupid. I mean, not Sarah Palin stupid, but still pretty stupid.
Miley on the other hand, at least has a teeny tiny smidgen of talent and is somewhat not stupid. Her primary talent of course being pissing people off and making them go all crazy bitching about her. I find that kind of talent admirable in a person. This is also Sarah Palin’s primary talent. Which also acknowledge as impressive.
No, I did not say Miley is super duper talented. I’m saying that in a comparison with Megan Fox, she is the more talented of the two. I’m also not saying that she’s smart. I’m saying that she’s not Megan Fox stupid. Actually, my sister’s dog Cosette is more talented and is smarter than either of them. But, I was simply comparing the two.
Noooooo, I didn’t just say Miley and Megan are dogs. I said Cosette has more talent and is smarter. Cosette can sit, lie down, roll over (kinda), shake, give hi-fives AND when you feed her you can tell her to “wait” and she will sit there and wait for you to tell her it’s okay to eat her dinner. That’s a pretty smart, talented dog right there.
Of course, Cosette isn’t quite as talented as Micky-T’s dog Luca. Luca has a slight advantage cause she will go get Micky’s hat and bring it two him without chewing it into about 827,902 pieces. She’s also smart cause recognizes words like “collar” “shoes” and “hat.” You aren’t getting that kind of deal from Cosette.
No, I did not say that Cosette isn’t a great dog. Quit putting words in my mouth people! She IS a great dog. And, even if you combined Miley and Megan’s talents they wouldn’t be anywhere close to Cosette’s. But, Cosette just isn’t quite as talented as Luca. Nothing to be ashamed of there. Unlike not being as talented as Miley. That is kind of embarrassing.
So, just to clarify:
Megan Fox: Zero talent and stupid…
Miley Cyrus: Little bit of talent and pretty stupid…
Cosette: Lots of talent, not stupid…
Luca: VERY talented, rather smart…
Okay, I hope this all perfectly clear. Of course, I’m sure there are some people out there who still don’t quite understand. And there are others who probably have completely missed the whole point here and are thinking or going to say things that I never claimed. I mean, you’ve already claimed that said Miley and Megan were dogs, that Miley is talented, and that Cosette is a dumb, crummy dog. Stop doing shit like that.
Also, I’m sure there are people who think that I want to see Miley Cyrus Naked. I have never said that
Others will claim that I’m just making a cheap attempt at getting blog hits by using the phrases “Megan Fox Naked” and “Miley Cyrus Naked” a lot of times. This is also total bunk. I’m simply making some observations about something that happened over at Matt-Man’s blog. That’s what I do. I observe, and then I blog about those observations.
I’m kind of like Fox News that way. And since Sarah Palin is now a contributor over there you can be sure that Fox News is all about brilliant observations.
But, I can honestly say that I do NOT want to see Sarah Palin Naked.
Unless of course she wanted to do a nude scene in a movie sometime and then I might check it out. Like maybe a lesbian scene. Those are usually pretty artistic. I would watch that movie. But, not because she was naked or anything. Just because I’m all about the arts.
I hope I’ve cleared all of this up for you.
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