- Congressman Joe Wilson yelled out "You Lie!" to President Obama while the President was addressing a joint session of congress.
- Serena Williams snapped after a questionable call and dropped a few F-Bombs on a line judge during the US Open.
- Michael Jordan, the greatest NBAer of all time, decided to use his Hall of Fame induction speech to lay out everyone he ever perceived as having slighted him even the tiniest bit. Even going so far as to fly in the guy who beat him out for his high school basketball team when he was a sophomore, just to humiliate him on national TV.
- That Assclown Kanye West bum rushed the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards, ripped the mic from the virginal hands of America's Sweetheart Taylor Swift, and bitched and whined that Beyonce should have won the award instead of Taylor.
- The President, displaying the kind of low-class language you would expect from a secret Muslim street thug like him, called Kanye West a "Jackass."
BTW Taylor, give me a call, I have an award for you myself. If you know what I mean.
She's legal, right?
Now, there are a lot of people out there who think maybe this is all going a little too far. They believe that we as a nation have become entirely too rude and crude and we should be more mannerly and respectful towards one another.
Yeah? Well fuck them!
Hey, after we laid the wood to the Brits* and kicked their asses back to the land of clouds and bad food, we didn't line up and have a friendly post-war handshake in the middle of the battlefield like they do after high school football games. No, it looked a little more like this ....
That's right baby. We're America. We say what we think and don't think before we say it. That's what makes us so special. Not the short bus kind of special either. We'll kick your ass and then tell you how awesome we are for doing it kind of special. That's why all the Mexicans are risking their lives trying to come here. They want to deliver the ass kickings instead of being on the receiving end of them for once.
In fact, I’ll be honest with you. I’m getting tired of all this hand wringing over people being mean or rude. All of these people with their politeness requirements just make me sick. They all suck. I hope each one of them get ass cancer of the face. Pussies.
In fact, I think we have everything backwards here. Forcing these people to apologize is silly. They all have a very legitimate reason to behave in this manner. In fact, they were forced to do what they did.
I mean, look at Kanye. He wouldn’t have had to do that if MTV didn’t have all of the people who have appeared on their reality shows over the last 20 years do the voting. That meant that there were 2,983 white people, 17 black people and 3 Hispanics. There would have been one gay guy, but Pedro died. So, they had Ann Coulter stand in for him and cast votes in his honor.
It should be no surprise that Taylor won out over Beyonce. And Kanye knew how unfair the whole thing was.
So, here’s what I think should happen. I think the people who were “wronged” by all these outbursts should apologize for forcing these people to be rude.
- That line judge should apologize for doing her job and calling an infraction as she is required to do by the rulebook.
- The President should apologize for speaking in front of the Congress and expecting them to act like adults for the whole speech.
- All of the people who Michael Jordan is pissed at should apologize to him for actually trying their hardest to accomplish things themselves.
- Taylor Swift should apologize to Kanye for
I think this is the best solution. If all of these so-called victims of these outbursts would just apologize for doing their jobs or working hard or whatever and causing all these problems, then we can move forward and make this last week a teaching moment.
*Briton, just so you know, I don’t hate you. And I want to personally thank you for Lilly Allen.
Also, obviously I didn't get my WWC done this week. I will make up for it next week though.
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