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Bono Inspires Brad Pitt, Not Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood celebrity Brad Pitt denies his current humanitarian efforts as a result of his relationship with UN goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie, insisting Bono is his inspiration. The celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have been dedicating their time to a number of charity projects in recent months and the media speculated that the reason for Brad Pitt's implication is his life next to Angelina Jolie. However the Hollywood actor tells America's TV Guide publication that he took Bono as his role model for his humanitarian works, calling the frontman "a wonderfully dedicated beast unto himself". While right now Brad Pitt only concern is the birth of his child, the actor admits his charity work is soon slow down.

In other celebrity news, Brad Pitt will narrate a new PBS documentary RX For Survival - The Heroes which airs in America later this month.

[from thecelebrityblog.com]

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